18 December 2006, 22:28
TrapperP"Ummmh - Tower, we seem to have a problem here!
Subject: Fwd: WE SEEM TO HAVE A PROBLEM HERE....KIDS - Do not try these at home!
1. Merde sainte! Ze wind - she is gusting, no?
2. Well... I suppose the canal did sorta look like a landing strip at that...
3. Don't give me your crap Myrtle. Just call someone to come get me out!
4. Yeah, it was a close one with that fence, but I think we're OK now...
5. And I just about had the damn spare changed!
6. Ummm.... the control surfaces suddenly seem to be very sluggish ....
7. Roger that Houston ... severe overheating on port engine. Yes, that's right – No 1 - the port engine!
8. "I not understand! I doing standard gear check when suddenly...."
9. Aw man! Wrong button again!
10. I don't care what the hell he says officer - he backed into me!
11. Well now... this does present a very interesting problem in basic aerobatics....
12. OK. Here it is on page 414. "LANDINGS ON ICE." Ummm... "Always be sure the surface is frozen hard enough to support landing and takeoff before committing the aircraft."