Or recoils in horror ...

Just you wait until you are in your nineties looking for a bit of nookie or are you both happy with a cup of soup?

I've got vomit in my mouth!!

Awww - come on … there's somebody for everyone! Just a matter of wrinkles.

Just remember rule 34.

Keep in mind Ben Franklin's advice to a young man on his choice of a mistress.
The young man should choose an older woman because:
They don't yell
They don't swell
And they are grateful as hell.

Jim

Remember that old joke?

"The young ones use Vaseline, the older ones use Polygrip!"

Just thinking .... some like older women ... some like sheep

She probably takes her teeth out for him.

Saeed,that reminds me of the joke about the newlyweds that did'nt know the difference between vaseline + putty.You know what happened? Their windows fell out.