Ask Walter! All Questions Will Be Answered!

29 August 2008, 00:32

DIYASUB

quote:
Originally posted by rymx:
O Great one......

Why are there instructions written in braile at the drive through ATM????

The name of the written language used by blind people to communicate is spelled with two l's as in "Braille"..............on second thought, fug 'em, they aint readin' this anyway!

29 August 2008, 09:49

rymx

quote:
Originally posted by DIYASUB:
quote:
Originally posted by rymx:
O Great one......

Why are there instructions written in braile at the drive through ATM????

The name of the written language used by blind people to communicate is spelled with two l's as in "Braille"..............on second thought, fug 'em, they aint readin' this anyway!

Thanks for the heads up on my spelling error.By the way,the word "fug" as in "fug 'em" is actually spelled.........oh never mind.

13 September 2008, 14:46

Walterhog

You people are the worst friends anyone has.

I am on holiday, very long deserved, and wanted to have a rest.

You complained to Saeed, and he does what always does.

Threaten me with all sorts of nasty things!

I wish he will direct his nastiness to you instead of me.

OK, I will answer your bloody questions! Or I get left behind instead of going to to Tanzania.

Marrying is different for different people.

Some marry money, some marry beauty.

Those who marry money, becomes slaves when they get older.And their wives find themselves toy boys.

Those who marry beauty, live happily for a few years, then get tired of looking at their old wives, and then find themlves a your girl friend.

577NitroExpress.

Very easy.

Stand 2 feet from a wall, and kick it as hard as you would kick that ball.

Measure the speed at which you start screaming.

ATMs have instructions in brail because most people go to get money from them while DRUNK!

They have to feel they way around, rather than see.

Now, can I get back to enjoying my holidays without any of you bothering me?

14 September 2008, 23:43

DIYASUB

quote:
Originally posted by Walterhog:
You people are the worst friends anyone has.

I am on holiday, very long deserved, and wanted to have a rest.

Now, can I get back to enjoying my holidays without any of you bothering me?

Just one more question Walter,
Doesnt one actually have to work to be able to claim he is on holiday when he is not doing so???

15 September 2008, 07:26

.366torque

quote:
Originally posted by Walterhog:
You people are the worst friends anyone has.

I am on holiday, very long deserved, and wanted to have a rest.

You complained to Saeed, and he does what always does.

Threaten me with all sorts of nasty things!

Now, can I get back to enjoying my holidays without any of you bothering me?

Saeed never said, "Don't bother Walter." He said, "Ask Walter questions, ALL WILL BE answered!"

15 September 2008, 20:31

Saeed

Walter considers the "work" a four letter word, and should be avoided at any cost!

15 September 2008, 21:55

.366torque

quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
Walter considers the "work" a four letter word, and should be avoided at any cost!

18 September 2008, 01:49

DIYASUB

quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
Walter considers the "work" a four letter word, and should be avoided at any cost!

There's an old saying,
"The truth and oil always come to the surface".

23 September 2008, 02:58

Zedo

Seriously . . .

How many rifles does Saeed own? (More or less today.)

How many handguns?

And I'd be curious as a brand loyal Leupold owner -- what percentage of his scopes are Leupold?

Seriously --

14 October 2008, 01:06

577NitroExpress

Walter:

Ok, if you go to the beach behind Saeed's house, and you dig EXACTLY 1 KG of sand into a bag, how many individual grains of sand are there?

14 October 2008, 01:11

577NitroExpress

Walter:

Of all of Saeed's safaris you have been a part of, how many shots has Saeed shot at Buffalo?

How many buffalo has he shot?

How many shots has he taken at other animals?

How many total shots has he shot at game animals while on safari?

How many animals has he shot while in Tanzania?

How many animals has he shot total for all other countries hunted?

How many beers have you consumed since reading this passage? How many glasses of wine? How many ounces of hard liquor?

How many times has Saeed wanted to shoot you?

02 November 2008, 09:12

rymx

Walter,

The other day while watching some paint dry and after consuming a large quantity of alchoholic beverages,a thought occured to me.

A transexual is a guy who thinks he's a woman trapped in a man's body.Therefore,since he's a woman,is he actually gay when he goes with another man?...Wouldn't that,in effect,make him (her)straight?....On the flip side...What if he should "stray" and actually go with a woman?...Would he then be a lesbian?...This is most perplexing!!!!

I await your wisdom and insight O great one.

04 November 2008, 16:03

Walterhog

quote:
Originally posted by 577NitroExpress:
Walter:

Of all of Saeed's safaris you have been a part of, how many shots has Saeed shot at Buffalo?

How many buffalo has he shot?

How many shots has he taken at other animals?

How many total shots has he shot at game animals while on safari?

How many animals has he shot while in Tanzania?

How many animals has he shot total for all other countries hunted?

How many beers have you consumed since reading this passage? How many glasses of wine? How many ounces of hard liquor?

How many times has Saeed wanted to shoot you?

Saeed likes to shoot buffalo. It makes no difference if they are alive or not. I have seen him shoot dead ones many times. He is scared one will jump up and take revenge on him.

He has been hunting simce the day he was born. He must have shot thousands of bullets at animals.

He used to take 200 rounds on his safari. Now he only takes 140. Lots of it is fired by the camp staff so we can laugh at them missing. This year we had one game scout who missed the whole ant heap.

We have gone to Tanzania 6 times, each time 140 rounds. If you cannot work that out, go back to school and learn how to count

100s and 100s. One year he shot 76 animals on safari

I only drink beer while making a BBQ. I am not allowed to light a fire in saeed's workshop

About one million times.
And I thought to shoot him one million and ten times.

rymx

It sounds like you are just waiting to come out of the closet.
If the neighborhood you live in is not very friendly, move to Californicata.

Now I spent 3 weeks putting up with Saeed and all his friends.

I need a BREAK! No more questions for one year.

06 November 2008, 04:42

rymx

Walter,

My wife and kids would certainly be surprised and so would I.Since I'm 100 percent certain about my own hetero-sexuality,I can make a jest without feeling paranoid but people who are strongly homophobic seem to be the ones who are not quite so sure of themselves.

Previously,I actually thought that you had a trace of wit.

07 November 2008, 01:04

butchloc

I would really like the receipe for BBQing leopard bait.

11 November 2008, 09:07

Use Enough Gun

Walter: Can you tell us what is, in your mind, your most memorable hunting experience with Saeed?

17 November 2008, 16:12

DIYASUB

Walter,
Through simple observation such as watching smoke, or opening a refridgerator, we know that hot air rises and cold air falls.
Why then is it always colder up in the mountains and warmer down in the valleys?

21 November 2008, 16:25

Rub Line

This is a real 5th grade math problem. This is not a trick question.

There are 7 girls in a
bus.

Each girl has 7 backpacks.

In

each backpack, there are
7 big cats.

For every big cat, there are 7

little cats.

Question: How many legs are there in the bus?

There is no driver, bus is parked

23 November 2008, 02:20

Joe Miller

10990?

03 December 2008, 23:28

Use Enough Gun

We are waiting for answers Walter. When can we expect them? Are you going to make us wait for one full year, as you stated?

07 December 2008, 14:49

cal30 1906

Rubline

Walter has to have time to confer on that one.

I have to set down and figure that one uot also as I am no Walter.

He is too good. Even a genious needs sleep.

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07 December 2008, 14:57

cal30 1906

Walter

I am perplexed...

How does a propane fridge or freezer generated by heat freeze and keep cool things that are stored in them???

Cal30

03 January 2009, 05:06

OLBIKER

Oh annointed one. I have a bad headache,should I buy another Bigbore handgun or put a bigbore kit in my Bike to make it go Mo-faster??????

18 February 2009, 14:09

ShopCartRacing

Walter-

Ravens or Redheads?

05 May 2009, 05:43

.366torque

Walter, why do they call it "Tourist Season", if we can't shoot them????

05 May 2009, 21:25

MyNameIsEarl

quote:
Originally posted by 577NitroExpress:
Walter:

I need some help here:

A soccer ball is kicked at an 50 degree angle to the horizontal, travels a horizontal distance of 20 meters before hitting the ground.

What is the initial speed?

I will answer this one for Walter. By the way you owe me one Walter.

This cannot be computed without a height and known weight of the ball.

03 June 2009, 03:50

The Metalsmith

Walter,

Where do babies come from?

04 June 2009, 13:22

300H&H

Walter,

Sounds like it's exhausting being Saeed's friend - or is it the other way around...

First Question: Do you have a mentor program?

Second Question: Can I be your intern this fall?

Post Script: I'm serious. I've worn out my welcome in America. I really want to stop by and visit soon...

I'll do my complete my first work by answering an above posted question, the answer is Blonde because redheads are tumultuous and ravens are flighty.

PS: Metalsmith, babies come from anyone who accepts responsibility.

04 June 2009, 18:43

Grumulkin

quote:
Sages down through the centuries have wondered.......If you can cut shit in half forever...is shit infinite????

I don't think you answered this one Walter so I'll help you.

No, shit isn't infinite. As you continue to cut it in half, you will finally get down to the level where you have 2 quarks with no further division being possible with current technology.

04 June 2009, 21:43

Walterhog

quote:
Originally posted by The Metalsmith:
Walter,

Where do babies come from?

From mommies.

06 June 2009, 10:12

Swamp_Fox

quote:
Originally posted by Walterhog:
quote:
Originally posted by The Metalsmith:
Walter,

Where do babies come from?

From mommies.

You couldn't wait till November?

16 July 2009, 18:06

ddrhook

Hey I just noticed Walter don't type with an accent

21 July 2009, 08:45

Walter: WHY are my posting permissions limited for the Political Forum?

Thanks

GS

21 July 2009, 15:49

quote:
Originally posted by GS:
Walter: WHY are my posting permissions limited for the Political Forum?

Thanks

GS

How do you know your permissions are limited? Do you get a message when you try to post or something?If so,please copy and paste,so we may all see.It would be telling if you get one for copying what brucie does,and he doesn't.

21 July 2009, 22:05

quote:
Originally posted by jb:
quote:
Originally posted by GS:
Walter: WHY are my posting permissions limited for the Political Forum?

Thanks

GS
How do you know your permissions are limited? Do you get a message when you try to post or something?If so,please copy and paste,so we may all see.It would be telling if you get one for copying what brucie does,and he doesn't.

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