I was sitting around a fire at a remote ranch in Texas and an old cowboy told me this.

A cowboy in is mid 30's was trying to sell an old cowboy a good work horse and the first question the old cowboy asked was...

"Does he buck?"

The other cowboy replied

" Have you ever had a real good horse that didn't at least buck a little?'

The Old worn cowboy responded

" I don't need that good a horse anymore."

Here's another nice gentle one . . . .

Three guys are sitting across the front seat of a pick-up, which one is the real cowboy ??

The one in the middle, he don't have to drive and he don't have to do the gates !!