THE ACCURATERELOADING.COM FORUMS

Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
Short of Toilet Paper?
 Login/Join
 
Administrator
posted
 
Posts: 26339 | Location: Where the pilgrims landed | Registered: 08 January 1998Reply With QuoteReport This Post
one of us
posted Hide Post
One of the big mistakes of my life was marrying my now ex-wife. She was a tree hugger hippie to the core. When she moved out to my place + brought her daughter, the daughter fell in love with me because I had REAL toilet paper, not the NATURAL kind that still had the splinters in it.


Never mistake motion for action.
 
Posts: 14909 | Location: Austin, Texas | Registered: 11 March 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
one of us
posted Hide Post
Install a bidet. Problem solved.


_______________________________

Cal Pappas, Willow, Alaska
www.CalPappas.com
www.CalPappas.blogspot.com
1994 Zimbabwe
1997 Zimbabwe
1998 Zimbabwe
1999 Zimbabwe
1999 Namibia, Botswana, Zambia--vacation
2000 Australia
2002 South Africa
2003 South Africa
2003 Zimbabwe
2005 South Africa
2005 Zimbabwe
2006 Tanzania
2006 Zimbabwe--vacation
2007 Zimbabwe--vacation
2008 Zimbabwe
2012 Australia
2013 South Africa
2013 Zimbabwe
2013 Australia
2016 Zimbabwe
2017 Zimbabwe
2018 South Africa
2018 Zimbabwe--vacation
2019 South Africa
2019 Botswana
2019 Zimbabwe vacation
2021 South Africa
______________________________
 
Posts: 6871 | Location: Willow, Alaska | Registered: 29 June 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
one of us
posted Hide Post
quote:
the daughter fell in love with me because I had REAL toilet paper, not the NATURAL kind that still had the splinters in it.

Eeker Eeker Eeker
 
Posts: 16435 | Registered: 04 April 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Administrator
posted Hide Post
In the New Chink Airways, they have separate toilets for men and women.

Specially designed.

One passenger in First Class was desperate to go, and only the ladies was available.

He asked the stewardess if he can use it, and she gave him the go ahead, but warned him NOT TO TOUCH any of the WOMEN ONLY BUTTONS.

The man did his job, and could not help noticing all the multi colored buttons there.

One had WW printed on it.

He pressed it, and suddenly, warm water was gently sprayed on his balls!

WOW he thought.

Let us try the next one.

WA was on it.

He pressed it.

Warm air was blown onto his balls.

Bloody hell, he thought.

These ladies really have it all.

The last button had ATR on it.

He pressed it.

Next time he woke up, he was in a hospital bed!

The doctor came by, and explained to him that his balls have been removed. to save his life.

The ATR stood for AUTOMATIC TAMPOON REMOVER! rotflmo


www.accuratereloading.com
Instagram : ganyana2000
 
Posts: 56622 | Location: Dubai, UAE | Registered: 08 January 1998Reply With QuoteReport This Post
  Powered by Social Strata  
 


Copyright December 1997-2021 Accuratereloading.com


Visit our on-line store for AR Memorabilia