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Long fingernails...

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07 September 2009, 12:06
homebrewer
Long fingernails...
How do these folks get through life? How do you drive, write, dress yourself, pick up a phone, take a dump, use a knife and a fork...



Each person's nails are in excess of 28 feet long. I assume this is the total length of all ten digits. I don't know about you, but I have to trim mine about every ten days or I start breaking them just going through a normal day. How would you sleep with nails like this?
07 September 2009, 17:00
A/C guy
I don't think someone like that has a life.
08 September 2009, 19:28
CoyoteKiller82
The woman's aren't that long anymore....she was recently in a car accident and most of them broke at impact.
11 September 2009, 01:42
homebrewer
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She was recently in a car accident and most of them broke at impact.

Hmmm. What to do now with her life?
12 September 2009, 07:11
Sue
Why — why in the name of all things Holy would anyone want nails that long?

It's hard enough to hook up a bra and wipe your backside when you don't have those nasty, germ-laden horns growing off the tips of your fingers.

I have friends, family, people who love me, but none of them — including my parents — are going to follow me around, waiting on my dumb a** hand and foot because I'm too sorry to trim my nails.

How would you ever get a gnat out of your eye?
16 September 2009, 21:06
CoyoteKiller82
It's funny you should mention such things....the show I saw her on, Guiness World Records, did a whole little spot light on her life, which was fairly normal...it even showed her giving her grandson a haircut...not something I'd let her do, but he seemed pleased by her work!