OUCH! Those little buggers are painful.

I got them in my foot.

No way would I wish to have anywhere else!

Did his wife book the Scorpion Suite?

I say cherchez la femme.

Oh, for heaven's sake! Suing because of a scorpion sting. Now I've heard everything!

How the hell do you get stung by a scorpion on the testicles? I've been stung several times, but you've pretty much got to pinch them first. Also, most of the time it's been in either rotten wood or moving something laying on the ground with damp earth underneath. I've been stung on the hand fixing a corral that had some rotten boards, and setting up bow full body targets that had blown down and had scorpions living under them. Only other time was walking across a tent in Namibia barefooted and stepped on one.

I’ve been stung several times, foot, hand, on thigh pretty close to nuts when I slipped on a pair of pants laying on cabin floor. They hurt, but not unbearable. I’m sure there are scorpions in other parts of the world whose sting is a whole lot worse than our little Texas scorpions.
But I wouldn’t want to get stung on the nuts by any scorpion

Me neither, but I hardly see it being a suing issue to a hotel or anyone.