so far i've thought of 3 one liners i can't post

Indeed!

Stupidity knows no bounds among human beings! Absolutely sicko!

Had a couple friends both skitzo's.

They were using a 22 rifle as a dildo and
got the front sight hung up inside hers.

Cops at the ER were all over his ass. She
told em: "no we were playing----'

Another time she was in the bathtub upstairs while he was drunked or doped up with a bunch of
others having a party. He fired an AK into the ceiling. The bullet went up between her legs
very close to hitting her.

Had a niece that worked in a ER in CAL.
"you'd be shocked to see what people stick
up their asses or women use and break it, or
just get it stuck where they can't get it out"

George

A doctor friend told me he had to pick glass pieces out of some queer’s arse.

He pushed a glass up there and it broke!

I suppose when you are queer, you ARE queer!

A friend of mines wife was an RN at Brack ER in Austin. They had a kid come in with abdominal pains, his parents brought him in, but under examination he had a 26" dbl. headed dildo shoved up his ass + his muscles contracted, not allowing him to extract it. Anyway, the Docctor came in, extracted it, put it in a specimen jar + said the family could have it if they wanted it. After that all the nurses started calling him Dr. DoLittle, since he encountered the "pushmepullyou".

Just proves your asshole is strictly an exit only orifice and should be left alone to be a poop chute.

Ann, how well I agree; that's just "common sense", something that these days we are in short supply of as a nation.

It is all God’s fault.

Why put the the exhaust next to the intake?