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04 June 2018, 21:18

Saeed

Cure For Constipation!

Bloody hell!

04 June 2018, 23:59

Gatogordo

I wonder if he had it cooked for him?

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05 June 2018, 12:53

Saeed

This story is from a doctor.

He said he got a patient, with a broken light bulb up his ass!!!

He asked him how it got in there, and the man said he was sitting on the edge of a table, he slipped and landed on his backside, and then realized he had that broken light bulb up his ass!

He was not sure where the light bulb was before it got into there!

06 June 2018, 00:45

Norton

I and another resident took a black dildo out of the transverse colon of a man in the operating room a number of years ago. He said he was lifting weights nude and sat on it accidentally....lol. We tried hard to keep a straight face listening to that line. General surgeons see it all. I could go on for hours with stories, including several more with objects placed in the anus. Crazy people out there!

06 June 2018, 03:50

Grizzly Adams

Wife told me a story from her student days in a hospital . guy came in with a wedding band around his penis. No end of strange objects stuck in vaginas.

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06 June 2018, 09:22

NormanConquest

A friend of mine was an RN. in the E.R. at Brack .Hospital here in Austin. Had a kid brought in one night by his parents with severe sternum pains.Long story short;the kid had a 26" 2 headed dildo shoved up his ass.Sphincter muscle took control + he could not remove it.Thus the E.R. Anyway the Dr. saw what was going on ,asked for a specemin bucket + said the parents could have it if they wanted. Anyway all the nurses started calling him Dr. Dolittle w/ the push me pull you.