Prayer breakfast

15 May 2017, 15:02

xgrunt

Prayer breakfast

Perspective…

A minister was attending a men’s breakfast. He asked one of the older farmers in attendance to say the prayer that morning.

The farmer began,
Lord, I hate buttermilk.

The pastor opened one eye and wondered to himself where this was going.

Then the farmer said, Lord, I hate lard.
Now the pastor was worried. But the farmer prayed on, And Lord, you know I don’t care much for raw flour.

As the pastor was about to stop everything, the farmer continued,
But Lord, when you mix em all together and bakes em up, I do love me those fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up we don’t like, when life gets hard, when we just don’t understand what you are saying to us, we just need to relax and wait til You are done fixin and probably it will be something even better than biscuits.

In Jesus Name
Amen.

15 May 2017, 16:41

ledvm

Amen brother.

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J. Lane Easter, DVM

A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.– Billy Clayton, Speaker of the Texas House

No state commands such fierce pride and loyalty. Lesser mortals are pitied for their misfortune in not being born in Texas.— Queen Elizabeth II on her visit to Texas in May, 1991.

16 May 2017, 00:51

Use Enough Gun

16 May 2017, 02:58

Grizzly Adams

I pray the wife will make me breakfast every morning.

Grizz

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