29 December 2016, 04:04
GatogordoTexas 2016 Darwin Award nominee......
.....from "Texas Monthly's" 2016 bum steer awards.
quote:
Ignoring emphatic warnings about an alligator in the bayou, Tommie Woodward dived off the dock of an Orange County marina for a 2 A.M. swim, yelling, "F**k that alligator."--and was immediately killed by an eleven-foot alligator.
29 December 2016, 08:20
NormanConquestThank God that is another deletion from the gene pool (+ he was from the shallow end at that.)
29 December 2016, 14:25
RockdocGoes in the big book of famous last words....
29 December 2016, 19:43
df06Another drop of chlorine in the human gene pool.
29 December 2016, 22:58
wasbeemanWhen things work out like this, it tends to give me a warm, fuzzy feeling. Sadly, wonder how much money his folks had spent to bring him to this high level of intellect?
30 December 2016, 21:03
KenscoTommy weren't no rocket scientist judging by the photograph.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...late-night-swim.htmlI hope someone went by his single-wide and fed his hound.
Apparently his girlfriend, who thank God, they don't show a photograph of, had a death wish also. Sadly, her wish was denied.
31 December 2016, 03:43
Idaho Sharpshooterthe thing is, death was absolutely NOT immediate...
31 December 2016, 05:46
Beretta682Equote:
Originally posted by Kensco:
Tommy weren't no rocket scientist judging by the photograph.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...late-night-swim.htmlI hope someone went by his single-wide and fed his hound.
Apparently his girlfriend, who thank God, they don't show a photograph of, had a death wish also. Sadly, her wish was denied.
I am sad we lost our future ambassador to Russia.
Mike
31 December 2016, 07:08
wasbeemanI guess the DNC is gonna have to revise their candidate search.