growing up as a kid in west tx it was a "fact" you needed to grease the ball on ur trucks trailer hitch or it would cause squealing under a load while turning. plus put wear spots on the ball. every stock or hay trailer i hooked up earned me a head smack or cuss word if the truck hitch wasn't greasy. my son, has maybe 6? trailers he hauls his machinery on and he says its totally a waste of time plus gets everyones pant legs dirty everytime they walk by the unloaded truck and brush up against the hitch. i have ruined more than one pair of good new jeans that way.

I guess I am old school because I like to keep a little grease on the ball hitch, otherwise they will wear just like an ungreased tie rod or ball joint in a truck suspension.

Don’t laugh.

I have a friend who suffers from dry skin on his balls.

And he says the best medicine he has ever found is good old Vaseline!

He uses it very frequently!

visual confirmation?

Have up greasing my balls for Lent...

well lets hope he appreciates it!

So guys, what is better- greasy balls or sweaty balls?

I recently saw a very funny advertisement for some sort of 'ball pocket' underwear for men on facebarf. The comments were hysterical.

Back to the subject of grease. I was messing around with my grease gun today working on my tractors. I am sure they appreciate the lube.

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So guys, what is better- greasy balls or sweaty balls? hilbily

As long as o don't have "cotton balls" or "beer nuts" I'm just fine!

I'm sorry MS. Ann........I just couldn't pass that one.......

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Originally posted by john c.:
visual confirmation?

Get 150 sand paper.

Rub on your balls and surrounding area for 10 minutes.

Mix salt and your favorite red pepper sauce - 50/50.

cover the whole area for ten minutes.

Wash very well with soap and water.

Apply Vaseline.

I'm a firm believer in greasing any metal surface that is in motion with another. It is imperative on the bearings on my equipment. I like lubraplate. I'm not concerned on a little grease on a pants leg. They are work clothes after all.

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Originally posted by Saeed:

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Originally posted by john c.:
visual confirmation?

Get 150 sand paper.

Rub on your balls and surrounding area for 10 minutes.

Mix salt and your favorite red pepper sauce - 50/50.

cover the whole area for ten minutes.

Wash very well with soap and water.

Apply Vaseline.

hmmmm....think 150 grit will scratch brass or will i need 80 grit?

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Originally posted by JTEX:

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So guys, what is better- greasy balls or sweaty balls? hilbily

As long as o don't have "cotton balls" or "beer nuts" I'm just fine!

I'm sorry MS. Ann........I just couldn't pass that one.......

Typical!

Women sticking their bloody nose where it does not belong!

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Originally posted by Saeed:
Typical!

Women sticking their bloody nose where it does not belong!

We’ll have to agree to disagree.

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Originally posted by john c.:

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Originally posted by Saeed:

quote:

Originally posted by john c.:
visual confirmation?

Get 150 sand paper.

Rub on your balls and surrounding area for 10 minutes.

Mix salt and your favorite red pepper sauce - 50/50.

cover the whole area for ten minutes.

Wash very well with soap and water.

Apply Vaseline.

hmmmm....think 150 grit will scratch brass or will i need 80 grit?

This.

I spit out my Bourbon.

O.K. since we have already gone so far off subject, here's a joke. Guy walks into a cafe + orders breakfast + the waitress asks him how he likes his eggs + he responds "I Like them."

A golfer broke his arm when he fell off the ball washer.

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Originally posted by carpetman1:
A golfer broke his arm when he fell off the ball washer.

I heard it as “How did the Aggie break his leg on the golf course?” ...