Vashper

Let me see if I have this correct. As long as the sun is up and you can see what you're doing, if you take a dump in the snow, you can use the spoon for the big pieces, and then finish cleaning yourself with that little dab of toilet paper. My problem is that you apparently have to be very careful, because if the toilet paper catches fire, then all you have to clean yourself with is that cold spoon, or a lot of snow.

My Plan-B is going to be to use the burning toilet paper to warm the spoon, otherwise that freezing spoon may stick to my ass.

Maybe I missed something in the translation.

I think your video by this scenario will be may be more popular than which I posted.