The way the economy has been, and the current political ineptitude, I foresee the day when zombies will rise up and come looking for brains. Not one to part with my cranium filling, I plan to be well armed for the impending attack. I am curious what everyone thinks would be the ultimate zombie killer.

John

Well, where is a kill shot on a zombie? Do you need pure horsepower, or precision?

I think Big Bore Boar Hunter needs to put the cork back in the moonshine and go to bed!!!!!

Here you go:

Zombie Central

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Originally posted by Big Bore Boar Hunter:
I foresee the day when zombies will rise up and come looking for brains.
John

Didn't that already happen back on 20 January last year?

"Zombie" from the Cajun "Tombee" which means "fallen" as in "dead."

So, a "kill shot" would be redundant. You're dealing with Voodoo.

Yah, Eh!!

Since my brain wouldn't be but a snack, I don't have that much to worry about!!

Now YETI's... dat's another ting. We got them up here and ya gotta be careful when you go into da deep cedar swamps.

I always carry a 45 w/hollow points and some spicy ketchup - ya gotta eat dem fresh!!!

Zombies don't come up here were its cold.

Mike

jeezer crumps miky, dem yeti's kin b miserbil sonsabiches, inso?Dose zombies er zimbies ain't able ta hold a candle to em.
Just last night, over der near dat tavern at fifth and vermuut one a dem was out. Tree fur shots later we didn't bring em down. damn tings are tuf.

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I foresee the day when zombies will rise up and come looking for brains.

If they invade Washington DC they will die of starvation, no brains there.

CaneCorso,

no, that happened on November 2nd, 2008. What you saw was the coronation/prom.

Rich

A panzerfaust !

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
CaneCorso,

no, that happened on November 2nd, 2008. What you saw was the coronation/prom.

Rich

Maybe the very best anti-zombie weapon is the vote this November....

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Originally posted by David Culpepper:

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I foresee the day when zombies will rise up and come looking for brains.

If they invade Washington DC they will die of starvation, no brains there.

That means we're on the menu. I guess I'll be listed under appetizer.

Dan,

Yah eh!!! Dat musta been one of dem Cannucker Yetis!! Dey can be tough to kill. Prolly came over on a ice flow.

Eeder dat, or it was one a dem ugly Soo chicks!!!

Mike

In the spirit of the original post (& schoolboy discussions on how to kill dinosaurs, vampires & werewolves) here goes.

From the very first Romero Zombie films, I believe - remember the most certain stop shot was either to cut their heads off, or shoot them through the head, making sure the most primitive, central core, or reptilian, part of the brain was destroyed (including the medullum oblongata, ?spelling).

The horror film scientific logic ran something like this. The brain is analogous to a capacitor, hence the keep going even if most higher level functions are dead etc. So, the capacito must be fully discharged before taking the 'back off the TV set'.

Unfortunately, I do not have "Alice's" telephone number (Mila Jovovich). But she would be the one to ask.

Best of luck as, I understand, you can put a steak through the heart and cut the head off an ex-wife but they still keep coming after you.....