I was in Sweden last week.

At the airport, I saw a creature with studs and chains on his face.

A chain was clipped between his lips and his ears.

Honestly!

I had such an urge to pull that chain!

Why do people do this??

Mental Illness and need for attention. Oh, and probably brought on earlier by drug burnout.

Sick.

poor parenting

Stuff like this is a good thing.
From a long ways away you can see the person is crazy and you won’t make the mistake of speaking to them.

Saeed, I am rather disappointed you didn't pull his chain. You've never been shy about doing such here.

As most know, I have no use for the soviets, so here is a little ditty from that era concerning urges.
"There was once a comrade named Serge,
Who had an incredible urge,
He tried to make pass,
at Chairman wife's ass,
So he was shot."

too bad it wasn't clipped between his lips and his asshole. you coulda carried him by the chain and claimed he was baggage and put him on a flight to russia.

John, that reminds me of a joke that ends with the carrying home as a six-pack, which I will not repeat here.

oldie/goodie

I guess its mother still loved it - even a little

Although your description brings many pics to the mind, next time snap a pic from your phone. Or, maybe you could tell him that you see that he has some serious talent as a potential model and get out your camera and snap away! After all, you've posted 9K African pics to AR!