05 October 2008, 10:21
homebrewerWho the hell is Kimbo?
Some guy named Kimbo Slice was cut off at the knees in 14 seconds by a no-name fighter. Who is Kimbo Slice? In what kind of fighting are these people engaged?
05 October 2008, 18:04
HairtriggerI watched his last fight and was impressed with him as a brawler.
Last evening I would have bet my money on him and lost it all in 14 seconds.
I want to see a rematch.
08 October 2008, 23:26
homebrewerNow there are reports the underdog was paid to take a fall, but he took the opportunity to fight forthrightly and clobbered the big galoot...
10 October 2008, 09:33
Matt NormanKimbo Slice is an internet legend as a street brawler. He's out of South Florida and engaged in fist fights in back yards and parking lots when he weighed about 280 pounds. You can still see a lot of his fights on youtube. The only bareknuckle fight he lost was to a Boston cop (I think his name was Gannon or Cannon). Some of these fights were downright brutal.
He got a talented trainer and began properly working out and training in 'MMA'(Mixed Martial Arts). He's had two or three fights televised where he beat some lesser foes. He beat one tough guy named Tank Abbot who is about five years and 50 pounds past his prime.
He was being groomed to be the heavyweight superstar of XC-Elite fighting club who was showing the fights on network television. He was suppose to fight another long-in-the-tooth fighter by the name of Ken Shamrock, but he was medically scratched because of a cut on his eyebrow suffered during warmups (or so the story goes). At the last minute they brought in Seth Petracelli (sp?), a mediocre fighter in the 205 category (Kimbo fights at about 245 now).
Fight last less than 20 seconds and Seth knocked him out with what appeared to be a routine punch.
The group Affliction and XC Elite were going to merge in order to compete against the UFC. A fight with Kimbo versus another star attraction would have been worth millions. This loss to a mediocre light heavyweight set that plan way back.
Dana White, the star organizer of the UFC, made a claim awhile back a number of properly trained/talented MMA fighters could whip Kimbo Slice including Sean Penn (155 pound fighter). The results of this last fight kind of bear that out.
Kimbo Slice is a strong brawler that can throw a heavy punch. But his technique, conditioning, and mixed martial arts talents are going to need a lot of work before he gets anywhere near the UFC top 10 rankings.
14 October 2008, 00:17
ray in seattle http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4GfOJ9Q7UHere's a 14 second fight, don't know whether this a recent or older match........r in s.
14 October 2008, 01:09
dogcatJust another Mike Tyson wannabee that is being used by white promoters to make a bunch of money in blood sports.
14 October 2008, 02:44
Skinner.quote:
Who is Kimbo Slice?
He's the prototype for what 'Bubba', the amorous cellmate in prison, will look like. He likes 'vanilla'.
As seen in the below dramatization of your first night (wedding night) in prison.

20 October 2008, 10:14
homebrewerI betcha DaMan wants to meet him for some "tender moments alone." JJJuicy, too...
02 November 2008, 05:00
cal30 1906Kimbo is a bad ass that caught a perfect punch.
He will be back...
Cal30
03 November 2008, 11:06
homebrewerquote:
He will be back...
As one of Booga-wooga's "civilian national security force" Brownshirts. He's the guy (along with two or three others just as big, mean and ugly) who will come to your door, kick it in, ransack your house and take your guns. That's
change we can believe in...
04 November 2008, 19:48
Jarrodquote:
Originally posted by homebrewer:
quote:
He will be back...
As one of Booga-wooga's "civilian national security force" Brownshirts. He's the guy (along with two or three others just as big, mean and ugly) who will come to your door, kick it in, ransack your house and take your guns. That's
change we can believe in...
Its ok they can come and take my guns, from my cold dead hands
04 July 2010, 06:34
SteveGlAny good journeyman boxer would put him to sleep in no time.
14 July 2010, 19:33
homebrewerThis thread sat dormant for twenty months, from 11/4/08 to 07/04/10. Amazing...
15 July 2010, 07:49
Idaho Sharpshooterhomebrewer,
send lots of Kimbos, cause my 870 holds nine rounds...
Not to worry, liberals don't usually carry enough "sack" to come to folks in Idaho's homes.
Rich
Molon Abe