http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci...veled-120-miles.html

For a Texan 120 miles should be an easy stroll !
Come on Texans give us the facts .We've had mammoths here in NY . Did they go to Texas ? Were they safe from storms like the one coming to TX ??

They moved to Texas for the freedom and the lower taxes. Unfortunately, they discovered that there are no vegans in the state of Texas, and are thus extinct.

Now that's funny!