I'm surprised his name wasn't Jr or Bubba.

Hey y'all,

"Hold my beer and watch this!"

Alcohol seems to make things look much smaller !
My bus driver friend says at night they come out to stay on the warm pavement .You hardly feel a thing when you run over them with a big bus.

This is a CLASSIC "Hey man... Hold my beer and watch this" story right here that somehow only full fledged rednecks can pull of to this level of hilarious perfection.
The only thing that could have made it better (like a country music song) would have involved pulling the Gator off railroad tracks and the police arriving and taking them all to jail because he noticed they were carrying methamphetamines