how to find osama bin laden

29 July 2005, 14:13

Ryan Campbell

The other day I was at work and went to the officers barber shop to get my hair cut (We have inmates that cut our hair if we wish to have that service). The offender that cuts my hair is black, comes from houston and actually comes from a pretty good family, not your typical convict. He's fairly well educated actually. Anyway he's cutting my hair and the TV is on with the recent news about the london bombings and al quieda. As he is cutting my hair he tells me that the wrong people are looking for Osama bin Laden, forget the army or marine corps, he told me how to do it. This is paraphrasing but it's what he said and I laughed so hard I couldnt breath:

"they need a black woman to go to the judge and say that Osama bin Laden owes her child support, the state of Texas would FIND his ass".

I had tears in my eyes i was laughing so hard. just thought i'd share