Hope I'm not contributing to the deterioration of this forum, but I saw this on a guitar forum and thought I oughta post it here.

So, this is for my man Richard Powell, not to mention Canuck and any other Canadians that are slipping my mind right now.

Merry Christmas,

BLAME CANADA
All four Moms

Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to f*** myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Rimrock!!

Ha! Once we register all of our guns in a couple of weeks and decriminalize small amounts of marijuana possession to free up space in the prisons for the duck hunters - things will change!!! Merry Christmas, amigo!!!

I'm deeply offended...

I'm Canadian, and I thought that South Park movie was halarious too. Just one thing... Do we really have beaty eyes and flapping heads? No wonder people in Maine look at me funny.

Ahh, yeah. That was a hilarious movie. Many people don't seem to enjoy South Park humor, but I laughed my butt off.

Canuck

Say, Caunck.... I don't think Bill's lovely wife Sue likes me much. When Bill and I were leaving Calgary for Namibia - and the young wife with the three little kiddies was standing there looking worried - I told her not to worry!!! That Bill would look after me! Then on Friday, she was in town and dropped off some of my videos that Bill was returning to me... I told her to tell Bill, 'Uruguay!' She said, 'No!' and drove off ....

I don't think we should blame Canada at all....it is a great place to live!!!

I just returned from a cruise to Mexico from LA.....most of the passengers were from California. After I talked to them for a few days, I could only conclude that Canada is the best country in the world....heck, they can't even beep their horn on the freeway out of fear from attack from some nut case. Actually, a worldwide survey done recently by the Fry Institute of Washington, DC shows that Canadians are the happiest people on this earth.

Well, I don't know about you other guys, but I'm pretty sure Richard would have been happier if he'd been able to blast a Montana swan this fall.
At least he made the acquaintance of a strapping Montana farm fraulein, so that's some consolation.

Hell, go ahead, most of the damn Liberals blame the states for our problems anyway.

Sheeeessssshhhhh! Rimrock! Now you have made me think of that Montana chick again... I was back the very next weekend - spotting on the lake for Tundra swans - on the prairie for Mule Deer hunting Angels of Mercy!!!

Eh, got to love it, eh, 35,000,000 people, and eh, biger land mass, including Alaska , than U.S., and not one bullshiter amongst us, got to love, eh.

well....maybe one... ....