A video to help you understand

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22 March 2011, 05:35

ztreh

I believe I missed that class while in kindergarten, but maybe it will be available at Wal-mart.

22 March 2011, 05:41

Brice

I am familiar with the girdle spring and the dingle arm.

22 March 2011, 05:49

vapodog

quote:
Originally posted by Brice:
I am familiar with the girdle spring and the dingle arm.

But do you understand how it relates to the antifluxing microentabulator or the logarithmic cardinal grammeters?

22 March 2011, 06:00

scottfromdallas

Too freakin funny.

22 March 2011, 07:21

Rub Line

22 March 2011, 09:16

rcamuglia

The two Spurving bearings that are in line with the panometric fan in the transmission are what ultimately caused this to fail, never realizing the claims of the inventor, Simeon Lipschitz, or the hopes of our government that purchased the patent from him at quite a premium.

After Several engineers were called in to do the de-bugging, it was determined that the Spurving bearings should have been in opposition to the panometric fan; actually transverse. The bearings in direct line with the fan actually caused more side-fumbling than a standard transmission making power from the relative motion of its conductors and fluxes.

I actually pulled the Turbo Entabulator out of my Jeep two weeks after installing it out of sheer disappointment...

22 March 2011, 09:50

WhatThe

I don't care who ya are, that's some funny $hit right there. If you can't laugh at that, then you need to get the he!! outta here. That's almost as funny as buying a midget a yo yo!

22 March 2011, 10:58

Nakihunter

What language was that? Can some one translate that into English?

I suspect that guy is an engineer.

22 March 2011, 13:00

someoldguy

Preposterous!
Even a schoolboy knows that an entabulator operates on three different principles depending upon application: The Otto cycle, the Wankel cycle and the Diesel cycle. These in turn must be carefully calibrated so that the torque transducer connects with the Progue vacillator. Please, review what you know about the values for rho and gamma in Marcovellian entabulators before you buy into this man's dangerous nonsense! He is very clearly confusing entabulators with the Schuster-Fleiss mendroid converters which are still only theoretical at best!

And I'm afraid if you don't have a true grasp of this, we will have mass, catastrophic failure of the bullshit meters of everyone reading this.

Very funny stuff this guy did!

A little trivia: Some doubletalking comedian like that supposedly had an audience of professors give him a standing ovation. I had thought it was Al 'Grandpa' Lewis of the Munsters, but apparently it wasn't.

22 March 2011, 17:08

scottfromdallas

quote:
Originally posted by Nakihunter:
What language was that? Can some one translate that into English?

I suspect that guy is an engineer.

Ask Warrior

22 March 2011, 17:52

Rusty

I love spurving bearing explainations!

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22 March 2011, 18:15

rcamuglia

quote:
Originally posted by vapodog:
If you understand this video then you'll understand the sectional density and a few other threads posted here!

After reading his posts and watching all the talk around here
about him, it was nice to finally see with my own eyes who Alf really is!

Thanks for posting.

22 March 2011, 19:45

vapodog

quote:
After reading his posts and watching all the talk around here
about him, it was nice to finally see with my own eyes who Alf really is!

Add Warrior and Gerard and you have it nailed pretty good!

22 March 2011, 20:16

butchloc

VD - you must have stayed up night to find that one

22 March 2011, 20:33

Doc224/375

FYI: VapoDog , I invented the thermocoupling hydrodynamic rotisserie drive belt muffler bearing system for that unit .
It worked so efficiently that Big Oil bought everyone off shelved the project ,an continues to extort huge $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$'s from all of us still too this day !!!.

22 March 2011, 20:38

Cross L

quote:
Originally posted by vapodog:
quote:
After reading his posts and watching all the talk around here
about him, it was nice to finally see with my own eyes who Alf really is!

Add Warrior and Gerard and you have it nailed pretty good!

22 March 2011, 21:44

icemanls2

Malluable is a highly technical dental term!

22 March 2011, 23:23

Blacktailer

That guy should be White House Press Secretary.

23 March 2011, 00:22

vapodog

quote:
Originally posted by Blacktailer:

That guy should be White House Press Secretary.

I think he is....his brother was well known as Bagdad Bob!

25 March 2011, 18:44

vapodog

quote:
Originally posted by someoldguy:
Preposterous!
Even a schoolboy knows that an entabulator operates on three different principles depending upon application: The Otto cycle, the Wankel cycle and the Diesel cycle. These in turn must be carefully calibrated so that the torque transducer connects with the Progue vacillator. Please, review what you know about the values for rho and gamma in Marcovellian entabulators before you buy into this man's dangerous nonsense! He is very clearly confusing entabulators with the Schuster-Fleiss mendroid converters which are still only theoretical at best!

And I'm afraid if you don't have a true grasp of this, we will have mass, catastrophic failure of the bullshit meters of everyone reading this.

Very funny stuff this guy did!

A little trivia: Some doubletalking comedian like that supposedly had an audience of professors give him a standing ovation. I had thought it was Al 'Grandpa' Lewis of the Munsters, but apparently it wasn't.

Your location says Alabama.....are you sure that you're not from bullshitistan?

25 March 2011, 20:41

Mekong

So help me God, that's the head master of the school for the advanced study of Sectional Emermentum, Bullistics,etc. that I attended in the mid 60s! How can this be?

27 March 2011, 23:04

Red C.

This video has cleared everything up for me. I now understand sectional density, hydrostatic shock, energy, momentum, inherent accuracy, and Sectional Emermentum perfectly!

No one has ever stated it so clearly before.

27 March 2011, 23:42

vapodog

quote:
Originally posted by Red C.:
This video has cleared everything up for me. I now understand sectional density, hydrostatic shock, energy, momentum, inherent accuracy, and Sectional Emermentum perfectly!

No one has ever stated it so clearly before.

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Even Gerard and warrior couldn't have done a better job!......and not even if Alf helped!