POLL:

1. How many people think MORTIE has indoor plumbing, or has to put on his hat and coat to go to the out house in the middle of the night?

2. How many people think MORTIE purchases Toilet Paper or uses the Sears Roebuck Catalog for T.P.?

I came up with this thought during my "MORTIE TIME". I have dedicated 30 minutes a week to dwell on the MORTIE we know and contemplation of his life style, and his philosophical messages to us, the world and the cosmos.

Mortie MUST spend a lot of time getting rid of the 'excess' of all of those SQUILL dinners, so I assume this was a viable though.

Maybe the Great "MORT' STER" will grace us with his own personal answer so that we don't have to comptemplate these perplexing questions.

I highly recommend you start your own weekly "MORTIE HOUR", so we can all better understand this complicated individual, called "MORTIE."


IN the UPComing Weeks:

1. The WOMEN AND 30/06's of MORTIE
2. MORTIE'S FAVORITE CITY PARKS TO SQUILL HUNT IN
3. MORTIE ON " 150 GR VS 180 GR BULLETS FOR SQUILL HUNTING"
4. MORTIE ON " MATCHKINGS FOR SQUILL HUNTING"
5. MORTIE ON " THE BEST OF MORTIE,; MATCHKINGS, WOMEN, 30/06's SQUILLS AND YOUS"
6. MORTIE ON " WOMEN: IF THEY DON'T WEIGH 300 LBS, THROW EM BACK"

Tax Deductible Donations are gladly accepted. Please make checks payable to " Dumbass Squill Hunters ASSociation" or "Squill Hunters Anonymous".


I AM JOHN KERRY AND i HAVE APPROVED THIS MESSAGE.

Mortie may have indoor plumbing ( provided by the taxpayers) but I'm sure he doesn't know how to use it.
What makes you think mortie uses anything for T.P.?

How about behind the bushes and "squill tails"