Those calibers that are not above .32 shall be unclean for you and anyone who has touched one shall be taken outside the gates of the village and stoned. If a man sleeps with a .270 while hunting elk that man shall be put to death, for this is an abomination unto the Lord your Elmer (Kieth). If a man is bleeding from the nostrils and ears from shooting a rifle of adequate caliber he will be revered as an elder of great wisdom and placed in a seat of honor and fed fat meats and he will speak to the young men and teach them his wisdom and they will hear even though he will never hear them again.
Leviticus:1,1
scripture reading for today

OK...you are bored and have nothing else to do....but funny!

HARRY
THEY STILL HAVE 12 FEET OF SNOW ON THE GROUND.
What's a fella to do while he waits for the snow to melt.
Jim