To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.

If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.

But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.

If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.

If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.

Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.

Sincerely,

The CAT

How to tell the jig is up:

When the Crat's Ass passes his head in pieces with a surrounding red mist, the jig is up.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.CatchEmIn.TheDoorway

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I think I missed something here. N.S. Sherlock

Might be that Cajun Goex?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.ProbablyYou.Didnt

My english setter,,rest her soul,,pointed on my mom's kitten one day as the little shit decided it would tickle her chin whith its tail,,It was like a bass taking a crank bait,,it happened so fast,,the cat vanished,,you only saw the tail whipping around out of the front of Ruby's bulging mouth,,mom was'nt too happy with me and my dog that day,,,Clay P.S.,,
It's not fit for man or beast when the dog won'`t bound out the door.

Claybuster,


Good dog, nice dog, want another kitten????

O.E.H,,if she was still around,,I'd concider,,It was like someting out of looney tunes,,And it must have clawed her tounge or something,,,she crunched it enough to kill,,but no blood,,,,,I loved that dog,,and so does my son,,Clay