Neighbor backed out of her garage yesterday and came to a screeching halt, jumped out of her car and started wailing/crying. I went over to console her. She had backed over three of the five kittens her cat had just birthed a week before. She was totally emotional. I tried to think of something to say and blurted out: "Its really a shame you, a terrible shame, if you had been more careful you could have squashed all five!" For some reason this didn't help. I guess I am not skilled in my social manners.

Thank God I swallowed that mash before I read your post. POTKB again.....

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Opportunity.Lost

You have a way with words, OEH.

Silver tongued devil!!

Poor devils..... Oh well there is more where they came from.

Give me the addr and I'll be over to bang her again.

This wine is good but this can't slip by..... NO not this time ...... Woof woof ....
wHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Thsi wnie tis btteer than I taught

I get bi langual at Me Bowl
Birman

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Originally posted by Old Elk Hunter:
Neighbor backed out of her garage yesterday and came to a screeching halt, jumped out of her car and started wailing/crying. I went over to console her. She had backed over three of the five kittens her cat had just birthed a week before. She was totally emotional. I tried to think of something to say and blurted out: "Its really a shame you, a terrible shame, if you had been more careful you could have squashed all five!" For some reason this didn't help. I guess I am not skilled in my social manners.

If the story above is just a joke then skip reading the next sentence.

What you said was cruel and it puts you in a bad light. If that neighbor knows that you enjoy the shooting sports then it reflects on the rest of us as well.

OEH guess the only way I can put it is no good deed goes unpunished but we can all learn from your neighbors mistake and sqash all five.

Yipppeeeeeee
Mr 99 Speaks for all Wahhhhhoooooooooooo
Someone with a sane mind

Better luck next time my boy You have a new breeeeeeeeeed here son. Keep up your ideals and maybe just maybe someone will hear you

I think you need to see Dr Kratz and he will send you in the propper direction son. I have been here on earth for 1000s of years but still can't find a person willing to share yor view.
Keep trying my boy. We all can hope but hope has been to weedy for most to see

I didn't think you came to this area anyway. Must be a slooooooooooooooow night or the wine I have you have

I protect my 1st amendemt right at My Bowl
Birman

This not "wine" Birman~san, is called "whine". Rike sound you make when wake up sore head. If wake up. Li rike marinade crat, customer too! HA HA! Go sreep drunk pussy, Dragon Lady have way with you this night. HA HA!

Maybe you make Mr. 99 bodyguard Birman~san? Li think this numba 1 idea for you! HA HA! Li make joke! He be numba 99 bodyguard! HA HA! Not so good.

Savage99,

In some ways I can agree with your logic. But if she knew that I was a Republican, would she necessarily think that all Republican's hate cats? I cringe everytime I hear somebody say that that there was a correlation between two events and therefore there must be a cause and effect relationship. Ignorance is bliss, and many people will be eternally happy. I envy those that can blindling go through life living by the social rules for "normal" people. I am one of those weird people who like to follow logical threads to their illogical limits. My mind has been my souce of personal torture for most of my life. I was tested at 10 years old and was found to have an IQ over 215. Mensa asked me to join their group of weirdos and I could see no point. Yes your reasoning is indeed reasonable, but there are endless other conclusions that also could be drawn or inferred.

Also, what were you implying with your inclusion of a link to the NRA?

If you must know I made the lady laugh with my outlandish remark. She is caring for the remaining two
kittens and no longer blames herself for the incident. All I wanted to do was share some very dry humor
with some fine but weird people in this forum. I focus on cats because I have an extreme physiological allergy to cats and can't be anywhere near them. One wiff of cat danger puts me down for 3 to 5 days.
Their are two proteins in their saliva that are the trigger for this allergy. Many people have it but refuse
to get rid of their pet cats. If you'll read the rest of my posts you will find that I used to have pet cats
and liked them until my allergy to them was isolated about 30 years ago. I like wildlife, I hate feral cats.

Lady dragon--You hear about the Chinaman that called his boss and said"I no workie today--I sick". Head hurtie,leg hurtie,stomach hurtie,I sick. Boss said Hung Chow I need you workie. When I get sick I tell my wife and she gives me sex. I feel better and I workie. Couple hours later Hung Chow calls his boss. "You are right. I did what you say. I feel better. I come to workie. BY the way you have a nice house".

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My mind has been my souce of personal torture for most of my life

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some fine but weird people

I think I resemble that, of course that's just my opinion.

"When the going gets weird, the Weird turn pro."

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.HunterS.Thompson

I've been reading this page for a while now but I don't post very often but I need to know does anyone have a good way to get this soda off my screen???????? soda out the nose burns!!!!!!!!

Well hello there Cat Doctor.
Welcome to this very special stage of Insanity.
Read some of the past post.
They get funnier or sicker as time goes by in direct corelation to your mindset.

You're exactly right about the funny part haven't seen anything sick yet, but I'm hopeing.

I did read one post that reminded me of a story.

I have always been a dog lover and I have trained several hunting dogs. Shortly after I got married a woman that my wife worked with called me and asked me what to do about a dog that killed cats. I asked if the dog was there with her and she said yes so I told her to walk over to the dog put her hand out flat palm down and pat the dog on the head while saying good boy!!!!!! that wasn't exactly what she was looking for. I told her that her only other option was to sell him to the highest bidder and that I would give her a 100 dollars for him.

Cat Doctor,

Good illustration of some peoples assumption that killing cats is a bad thing. I hope the fine and wonderful dog doesn't get hair balls.

I must apologize somewhat to Savage99 for dumping on him a bit. Nothing personal.

For Dragon Lady or Man?,

Your frequent admonition to eat more pussy reminds me of an old joke.

Two guys are at a ball game and one turns around to check out a good looking woman sitting several rows up and behind them. He then turns to his friend and suggests he check out the woman also since it looks like she doesn't have any panties on. The second guy looks and says that he thinks she has on black silk panties. To answer the question the first guy quickly looks back with his binoculars and then turns to his friend and says -

"Nope, we're both wrong, that's flies!"

Think of that when you read the "Eat more pussy GI's" remark.

Cat Doc, there ya go, sick to the core! Pardon me while I go heave.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Hurlin.Chunks

I never heard of anyome getting sick at the GCII, except one old guy that ate too much. It's a family place now though.

Well, another "drive-by shaming" by Savage99. Personally, I would have quickly stomped the remaining two kittens to death, and slapped the woman for her incompetence.

Spoken like a true tanker 120mm, but remember, your tread is a lot wider than her tires. Maybe as wide as her car now that I consider it. Maybe she should have been the recipient of the AR Cathouse Award w/3 oak leaves?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.EverDoA.TwoTreadDrift?

I knew I could count on 120mm.

I was thinkin' the same thing,'cept I couldn't word it so '''Eloquently'''''.

My hat is off to you, Sir.

And not just a runners up.....OEH,,You brought yerself down to my level.

My salutations go to your Flies.

I am so happy. Not just for myself,,,but you all.

Poletax,

I wouldn't call it "down" to your level. You guys say what you are thinking rather than repeat the platitudes of the unthinking masses.

Elk hunter,

I have been thinking on you social manners problem and maybe it would have been better if you had suggested that she pull forward and backup again and try to pick up the spare.

and thanks for the joke it was great I'm sending it to all my friends.

Thanks for that wonderful new concept. I don't like to admit it but I have missed a shot once in a while. I usually just say "Aw SHHit" and keep loading the flinter. The second shot is nearly always good. But now I'm going to say " I'll just go for the spare." Montana Afternoon!

So does "spare change" really mean switching from a rifle to a shotgun to pick up the spare?

OEH.The problem with the world today (apart from Politions,department of parks &wildlife inspectors who hunt Roo shooters &Of course MOTHER-IN-LAWS)iS THERE AINT ENOUGH LAUGHTER IN THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK OLD SON

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Originally posted by Old Elk Hunter:
Neighbor backed out of her garage yesterday and came to a screeching halt, jumped out of her car and started wailing/crying. I went over to console her. She had backed over three of the five kittens her cat had just birthed a week before. She was totally emotional. I tried to think of something to say and blurted out: "Its really a shame you, a terrible shame, if you had been more careful you could have squashed all five!" For some reason this didn't help. I guess I am not skilled in my social manners.

You are not a gentleman, a real gentlemen would have shown her how to use reverse, then forward, then reverse, etc.