before: BAD kitty
after: GOOD kitty

Shooting a hundred cats won't get you thru the pearly gates but shooting a hundred cats a day will!

Toolmaker

P.S. I thought High Standard meant "death to cats"?!

Yes, god will be the ones handing out the rimfire semiauto's to us to make sure we finish our noble work! I firmly believe that He put cats on this spinning orb soley as a form of exercise for dogs. Some greatly misinformed people(known simply as "morons") decided these loathsome quadrapeds would make a fantastic pet. These same people find out what a truly offensive animal they are and abandon them in the hills and dales, to afflict them on US. We are simply solving the problem and getting a little fun and exercise in trying to solve the problem. The truly gifted among us use the oportunity to do a little research and answer some of lifes great questions, like "If you shoot a cat into a concrete block wall with an air cannon, does it make a sound" (the answer by the way is yes!). God isn't going to have a beef with us. It's those greatly misinformed people(also known as "jackasses") that will spend an eternity with a pineapple in their colon.



Toolmaker

you guys will be dealt with on the day of reckoning!

Byf,,,I remember reading something somewhere that stated "animals have no soul",,,I concider that as the same as FAIR GAME!!!!And if you include bugs,,my kill #'s easily reaches into the tens of millions,I've rolled through acres of land that after the fact,,,you did'nt hear a cricket "crick",see an ant on the ground,,,,,NOTHING!Just a few hungry birds wondering what the hell happened to dinner!Then they move elsewhere.Am I going to be held accountable for that? The governor gave me permission and a nifty little laminated card to do so,,,and as a freebee he kicked in stamps to smoke 20 doe white tail and 5 bucks By the way,,,,What did you have for dinner?Clay

When I die and Saint Peter asks what I did on earth that I should gain admittance to heaven I shall say: "I killed 100 cats on earth, sir." He will say : "Come on in son your'e finally home." "Here's your Anschutz (Anshultz means 'death to cats')."
JCN

Too funny!! How about - Sabertooth Tabby.....

sheesh!... this got taken waaaay out of hand. it was a joke (see my signature). you guys make me out to condemn you all for shooting cats. relax. i really don't give a damn if you're shooting cats, mice, dogs, etc. it was a joke. sorry if i caused any confusion.

Well, yes I do, but it changes with the circumstance!

1. Dead
2. Flatcat
3. Parts-is-parts
4. P.O.S
5. Target
6. Clinton
7. Good Kitty
8. Tasty Treats
9. #3(Thanks DL!)
10.Smear-n-stain

Honorable mention:

Porch Panther
Pasture Pussy
Garagaur


Dan

Pres., TYHC

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