notice the chicken sh-t governor in wiscon wouldn't let the feral cat shooting bill go through. This is the same numby who doesn't want a right to carry law etc. #$%^@&#(@&^#* Cratlover

Wasn't this voted on and passed?
I thought majority rules.

Well actually they haven't opened a hunt on cats yet that was just the primary vote and now it has to go up, higher to get put into law.
Now it's up to the house and senate (Wi) to pass the law
Feral cats in my opinion are just like dogs running loose, follow the three S's: Shoot, Shovel, Shutup.


Johnch

My shovel.



Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.GotA.BadBack

Danno,

Your shovel nosed reptile looks hungry, when ya gonna feed him?

The governor's action was easy to foretell. But the reality of things is that more cats than ever will fall under the SSS rules since the issue was contested and won by the citizens only to be defeated by liberal fiat.

Annie, I been chumming for 'em all week, have patience my dear. They're just now emerging from their winter hideouts.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.HungryN.Cranky

Mebbe yer usin' the wrong bait.

Try Democrats..


Toolmaker

Uh, TM....I presume you mean those associated with the Jackass Party? I spell it D-i-m-o-c-r-a-t-s. One letter can change the landscape a lot here in the south. I'm not looking for trouble with Rev. J, so I'll stick with crats, bandits, grinners and squill, thanks for mentioning it though.

You know the difference between "Nekkid" and "Naked"?

You ever hear of the two gators that took different branches of the same river during the flood of '52, right after they hatched?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Local.Colloquialisms

I tend to refer to them as DEMONCRATS.

They're evil and self absorbed. The name fits perfectly.

I've never heard the gator thing, but I would like to hear your explanation of it.

I always thought "Naked" was something you were accidently in an uncomfortable situation IE caught with yer pants down.

Nekkid is what you wear for the most popular of all indoor sports...


HTRN

Naked - without clothes
Nekkid - Ditto, but something else is on your mind

Two gators hatched one day, and immediately left the nest and headed upstream. They were caught in the flood of '52, an epic event well remembered by all participants. Fighting the current took all their energy, navigation took second fiddle, and thus in the murky waters of the -------- River they wound up taking different courses at a tributary junction.

Many years passed, and by coincidence they bumped into each other one day at the same fork in the ------- River, both about 12' long. After regaining their composure, one said to the other:
"Bro! you're looking good!"
"Feelin' good too, but you're not looking so good yourself."
"Times are tough on the East Fork. What you been eatin'?"
"Democrats!"
"Yeah, me too. When I can catch 'em."

The fat shiny gator looked upon his ematiated brother, put his foreleg over his shoulder and said, "Tell me how you catch 'em."

Dull and skinny replied, "I cruise down the shoreline, lookin' for 'em fishin' on the bank.'
"Yeah, that's the way I do it."
"When I see one, I get down real low, just my eyes and nose out of the water."
"Yep, same here."
"I move so slow I don't even make a ripple..."
"Yeah, that's the way to do it."
"I get up real close, even closer than their bobber..."
"Sounds perfect to me!"
"Then I raise up and yell "GOTCHA!".

The fat shiny gator looked at his brother sadly, patted his back and said, "Bro, all you're eatin' is shit and tennis shoes."

There you have it.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.WayDownUpon.TheSuwanneeRiver