I just happened to look out the backdoor window this morning and there was a big slate gray cat spraying the corner of the garage. Looks like the drought is over. Never saw this one before. Now for the perfect plan! Perhaps the fried chicken bones in the deadfall? I don't think I'm up to the acetylene gas in the ... trick just yet. Then again I haven't turpentined one for eons. Hmmm.

There are some cats that ask for a unique form of revenge. I always wondered just how perplexed a cat would be if it was caught and had SuperGlue inserted into its excretory openings to effectively seal them. This followd up by an endless availability of open cans of cat chow and lots of water.

A 12ga. loaded with 1 1/4 oz. of #4 shot is allways fun,,, Clay

Dowse it in skunk scent, after making it look like it had been in a fight. Owner will think a rabid skunk got to it.

You got that right HK! The next one I get with a owner tag is getting stirred well with my potato rake, lathered good with the skunk scent from "The Old Time Trapper's Supply" and delivered to the owner with a BILL for the rescue. Unmarked ones will continue to go to the posh neighborhoods to seek their own salvation.

N.S.S. have you tried the half full 55 gallon drum with a layer of gas?
First throu in cat followed very closely by a lit match.
If the neighbors ask what happening? Just say your burning some trash. 338vt

We feed them to the gators at the inlaws in flordia

A new product! Gator Chow. Excellent.

338VT just gave me an inspiration. I'm going to thin some RTV down and dip one in it. Then I'm going to drop it in a box of cat litter and shake well before releasing it. This would be one with an owner's tag of course. "Here kitty, kitty. What have you gotten into?"

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I'm going to thin some RTV down and dip one in it. Then I'm going to drop it in a box of cat litter and shake well before releasing it. This would be one with an owner's tag of course. "Here kitty, kitty. What have you gotten into?"

Light it up before release and the owner can have a oven-fired ceramic crat.

OK guys, what the heck is RTV? I guess I have led a sheltered life, never heard of the stuff.

Used to be story, when I was a kid, about taking two toms, tieing their tails together and hanging them over a clothes line.
I never saw it done though.

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what the heck is RTV

Also known (rightly or wrongly) as silicone sealant...the smelly clear (can be white or tinted, additives required to make it higer temperature, gas resistant, etc.) sealant in a tube that releases acetic acid as it cures...hence the smell.

One local kid took a hint from the stuffed animals, usually Garfields, that have suction cups in their paws and that are used to stick them up on car windows from the inside. He caught the neighbors cat which he was always at war with and Super-glued and RTV'd some 3 inch suction cups to its paws. He then snuck over to the neighbors house and stuck the cat up on their big front picture window. I later told him he didn't have to pay me back for the suction cups.

You guys are too funny. The most annoying cat is a breathing one.

What about dipping them in that plastic stuff you can get to coat tool handles? Or maybe some of that cheap bedliner stuff that you roll on yourself?

Old Elk Hunter you are making me paranoid. Somehow I think you have a black mask and leave poetry at the scene of the crime (so to speak) the neighborhood kids commit.

All I have to say is "vicarious" and "anonymous".