31 July 2004, 03:30
DigitalDanNew vocabulary
Sometime back we were all elevated by Mr. Ludd's revelation of origins regarding words such as CATapult, CATastrophy, CATaclysmic to name a few. Well, the pen is mightier than the sword and a sharp sword is a thing of beauty. In that spirit I shall begin dispensing new words with which to befuddle those naysayers who stand against our craft and...anything else that irritates you. Perhaps one or two a day, just to keep you thinking.

OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease.
KARMAGEDDON: It's like, when everbody is sending off all these bad vibes, right?

And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Useless facts:
It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.
There were 43,687 toilet related accidents in the U.S. in 1996.
57% of all cat deaths in the U.S. last year were due to the "other side of the road" syndrome.
Dan
Pres., TYHC
www.ThoughtYoudLike.ToKnow31 July 2004, 04:55
LudlamLLuddHello Mr Digital Dan. You and uncle ned sure have a way with words, and cats.
You are bored, aren't you!!! Already tired of the Clay Kitten shooting, The Penquin Bounce?? Try
www.shooterready.com/lrsdemolow.html . When you get frustrated with it and are ready to give up, drop me a line and I will give you the solutions. BTW, I solved it useing "Scout Logic".

derf
31 July 2004, 06:51
DigitalDanYes, I have whacked the steel at ranges only an eagle can see!

I do not have a gun like that derf. You see, I suffer from
CASHTRATION: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Dan
Pres., TYHC
www.Glibido.InYankeetown *
*GLIBIDO: All talk, no action
02 August 2004, 03:38
DigitalDanAH HA!!!

I have another!

For when you are sneaking into your hide with expectations of whacking some useless tabby as he sprays your boat or car...
ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT: (n) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
More useless facts:
Every bearded U.S. President has been a Republican.
Our government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
Unfortunately, not a penny of that had to do with pickling cats!

Hmmm, Peter didn't pick a peck of pickled pussy because there were no pickled pussies for his pricker to peck...

I think the old Polski Wyrob recipe would be a winner here.
Dan
Pres., TYHC
www.DancingIn.TheWoods