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Let's hear a round of applause for the Pussy Popping Pellets, a refreshing change of course from belted magnums, belt feed autos and disco.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.NotWhat.ButWhere

About twenty years ago I went out in the morning to leave for work in the summer. I had the window
rolled down when my neighbors little girl came up to the car and asked if I had seen her cat that
morning. I told her "no" and as she turned to go home I fired up the car and we both realized where
the cat had been hiding. It is the only time I felt bad about killing a cat.

There's a reason Henry invented Fords, and not some blasted crat! Think of the implications man!

You're layin' there on the manifold, hear all this hissin' and screachin', then the motor starts, you jump into the fan and it's lights out dude!

Next thing you know, there's this crat from Oregon writing a post on the net, talking about this human that got caught up in the fan belt.

If crats invented cars, what would they call them? Would they have four wheel drives and gun racks in the back window?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Thanks.Henry

Doubtful, Dan, but they'd probably have hairball trays instead of ashtrays and a litter box instead of a cargo box. The upholstery would be all scratched up, too.

Crats couldn't invent cars, they spend 20 hours a day sleeping and the other four annoying me!


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