The local Animal Shelter has an ad in the paper for a Shelter Assistant.
Duties to include feeding, cleaning,adoption assistance and disposal(?).

I'll be takin' orders,gentlemen. UPS direct shipment to your address.

Ya don't even havta open the shipping crate.Just stick a Archery target on it and have at it.


Pole-Crats-R-Us-Tax.

That is way cool! Hope you get some merit badges with your efficiency in the disposal department!

Send mine to:

Digital Dan
c/o Dragon Lady
Golden Chopstix II
1122 Sly Puss Lane
Larned, KS 10586*


*IIRC...and I hope she don't mind...


Dan

POTYHC

http://www.CratRationsIn.Boxes

Hmmmm......I never thought about the Food Service business.

I think I could provide more crats than Dragon Lady might need. I don't know how many franchises(sp)she has out there.

Maybe I oughta get in touch with The Colonel,they could advertise the worlds largest 'drumettes'.4 for a dollar,,,ect.

Subway and Quizno's might offer up a healthy 'Pulled Pork Samich'.

IHOP might go with lifelike Crat-Head Bisquits.

The possibilities are endless.I'll be a millionare in no time.

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The possibilities are endless.I'll be a millionare in no time. Smiler

Hey Poletax,

Don't underestimate your potential.

Can Dragon Lady match $31 for a skinned 18" "crat-in-a-bag" for school dissection purposes??? How about $54 for a pregnant crat??? I realize she could get more servings from the pregnant one, but I am not sure it would cover the extra $23. And think of the piece of mind you would have, furthering the education of little children all over the world.

How about designer crat gloves from the leftover hides.....or you can put a cloths pin in the mouth and women would wear the whole hide around their shoulders like they used to with fox hides........

Millionare shmillionare man, you could make Donald look like a middle class working stiff.

Jim

hhhmmmmmm........(thinking, thinking) this could qualify as "recycling".........can you say federal recycling grants to cover cost of...................

Ya know -- that whole scientific research thing has a lot of merit. Most animal shelters have a gas-chamber where they take a big storage cage full of various animals and gas them all at once.

After that though, I think the one down here just incinerates the carcasses. I'm not sure how you could get into the college/high school cat-disecting business, or if you explain your idea, how much trouble it would be to have them give you the freshly gassed remains, but there must be a way to get into the market somewhere.

If whoever has the contract now doesn't have a firm lock on the contract that may just be a realistic endeavor.

If you can't get the gassed carcasses for possibly residual health reasons, perhaps you could just swing by once or twice a week and "adopt" all the cats yourself, then just suffocate them flash-freeze them or something, skin 'em, and sell 'em to universities.

I'm not sure if there's laws against that or not, but it would certainly be a lot more cut and dry to get the kitties post-mortem.

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how much trouble it would be to have them give you the freshly gassed remains,

Carry a large lunch bucket to work at the Shelter.
Our shelter has a chamber and they just pump the air out of it.Sleepytime.

Personally, anyone who thinks that Chinese restaurants can't use all the cat you could get them has never followed one of those "front-butt" folks through the line at the "Empress King Chinese Buffet".

Now THEMS good eatin'!

They never seem to run out of white meat dishes for sure.

Let me tell you about the flame thrower attempt made out of a pumpup garden sprayer with gasoline and laundry detergent.This was going to be the ultimate in field lion disposal.Things were going OK until the plastic nozzle and hose started to burn.I still miss my eyebrows and my old shop.

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I still miss my eyebrows and my old shop.

Apparently you didn't miss them by much. Or was it the burning crat looking for shelter that did in the workshop?

Dan

POTYHC

www.LifeOn.Tarawa