Last week I was half looped (ok 99%) and sent http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/catapult.html to most of my up tight family.
I got a bunch of HA HA's and a few that's just wrong.
But last night I got a E-mail from a inlaw that I thought was a stuckup B_TCH .
After reading this family get togethers will be more fun.


How to Clean The Toilet:



1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog



Sorry I could not insert the pic. she had in the email .
I hurt my self laughing at them .

Johnch

What an excellent source of mental imagery. You could bring out a product called Fluffy Flush or Kitty Bowl or Shitty Kitty or ....

Now I have to go find a cat. I just have to try this. I could send in the video tape to one of the funny vido shows.

Now that is some funny shit....