Pussini was Italian, sort of. He was a savy tom cat and liked Italian food especially pizza and had developed the amazing ability to open a hot box of pizza if the delivery boy put it down while making change, and getting away with a piece FAST. Well a fellow drove up one night to Pussini's place in a classic old Dodge, made from parts of four other Dodges, and he had two extra larges with anchovies, in extra large boxes, and he ran right past Pussini, quietly sitting on the window sill near an outdoor table on the porch to get to the door button, ring it, collect and beat feet. You see he worked on a speedy pizza delivery bonus system too, besides driving that fast Dodge. As soon as the boxes hit the table and the occupant was engaged in paying, Pussini chomped down on the biggest piece with the most anchovies in the top box and took off like a scalded cat heading around the corner of the porch and to the backyard. But it was an extra large slice with extra anchovies so he stopped a minute to crouch and gobble a few bites. Mr speedy by then was in the Dodge and down the street turning the corner thinking of turning the next corner to go mid-block then stop and make a double on deliveries. Pussini took off again straight through the back yard heading for the house directly on the far side of the street where speedy was preparing to stop. The seventh life of Pussini ended when he headed across the street right in front of the Dodge and was flattened. I think the Dodge guy tripled.

WOOOOO HOOOOOO GO MR SPEEDY!!!! hehehe thanks for sharing NS

Dan,

I love "Crat Trap" PULL

Hog Killer

Tabbies to the left of me, oranges to the right, there I was, back in the middle again....

Be-Bop-a-shoo-bop.


Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.Background.Harmony

food for thought
if you're driving with your radio up, and run over a cat, does the cat scream?

As a sort of knowledgeable person on this topic, I say they do not scream. If you are fast and look in your rearview mirror you may sometimes see a tail being waggled in sort of a squashed kitty semaphore code though. This happens mostly with the Miata class of vehicle, not the more robust F-150 class. For information, sometime back, the ad hoc(alugi) members here developed a bit of "nose Art" copying a felion paw print to mark your destroyer with. Five paw prints signifies an ACE. I think both 120mm and Digital Dan are super ACES, and have had to replace doors a time or two. They would have waluable input too.

I searched the archives for the paw print but alas, it must have been thrown into the pot with the rest of the crat.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.LetTheQuest.BeginAnew!

AH HA!