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Commercial value of cats

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14 February 2005, 10:46
Old Elk Hunter
Commercial value of cats
I think we are all missing out on the commercial value of cats. I know we make great effort to shorten their lives but we don't make good use of the by products. This may reduce the critism we get since we will be recycling cats which are an endless resource.

Consider these uses:

Cat skin car wash mitts.

Replacement pads for the Swifter floor mops they advertise on TV.

Calico car seat covers.

Tabby toilet seat covers you keep your lady's bottom warm in the bathroom.

Have Fredricks of Hollywood make sexy under garmets out of them. Imagine genuine pussy covers.

Persian cat coats instead of Mink.

Cat tails to put on your car antenna instead of racoon tails.

Make stuffed toy animals using real cat fur.

Upolster your doggy bed with cat. He will sleep well or never settle down.

A Los Angeles pimp-mobile upholstered in select cat skins. A pussy lined pussy car.

Air filter elements for your air conditioner. Traps dust and mice.

Line the inside of your gun cases with black cat skins. Shows off the stainless barrels real well.

Send Calico pillows to your favorite Peta person.

Cat fuzzy dice in your '56 Chevy.

Glue cat hair on clay pigeons for that authentic flying cat target.

Cat bath mats

Cat hair toilet paper. Soft and you can then flush it.

Enough, I need to go visit some other forums to regain my sanity.


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14 February 2005, 13:49
8MM OR MORE
You know those empty soda pop can shooters that would put out a target for your shotgun? A simple adaption to hold the cat on would provide another value, right?


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14 February 2005, 20:10
DigitalDan
I want one that sits on the dash of my chopper, little head bouncing up and down, red LED's for eyes. A good 1:1 vertical vibration would be a godsend, not an annoyance! Smiler

Dan

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www.Bouncing.Bibby




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15 February 2005, 11:51
Old Elk Hunter
DD,

You could always upholster the saddle on the Harley with black alley cat. That way you would always have pussy bewteen the old thighs.


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15 February 2005, 18:03
DigitalDan
Appreciate the thought OEH, different kind of chopper though. UH-1, OH6, AH-1. Guns-a-GoGo... Wink

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Air.Cav




If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky?

16 February 2005, 05:34
Old Elk Hunter
Sorry, civilian life has gotten to me. I remember the real choppers from 'Nam. Saw one that took out a Sam site that tried to nail us in an F4 during a tree top straffing run.


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16 February 2005, 12:10
deciple-of-keith
Just as a matter of intrest we used to get $8.00 a skin for pure tabby skins back in the late 80's here in Auz Smiler (hey O E H there aint nothin that sounds sweeter to the ears of a rice paddy grunt than the sound of those choppers comin in at the end of a Job thats gone horribly wrong .Ie CHARLES sitting quietly waiting to welcome you into his country &explain the advantage of home ground knowlage 69-70)


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