No Dave, I haven't. I watched a friend once that was hanging a picture whilst standing on a couch. When he stepped back onto the floor----

Righ Bare Foot/Kitty/Floor - Sandwhich

Little turds flying across the room, wife shrieking, CATerwauling...it was a Greek tragedy!

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Flat.Crat

My friend 'Flootie' and I were pretty far down into a bottle o' rum.
We were horsin' around in his kitchen and Floot stepped back and crushed the head of a kitten. It seems his better half had a momma cat under the stove that just had a litter a few days ago.
The one with the squashed head was jumping around in the floor like a fish.Me and Floot were tryin' to finish it off,laughing and stomping on each others feet. He finally connected about the time his wife walked in.
Last thing I remember was looking around to see a large glass ash tray coming down hard and fast on my left eyebrow.
That was years ago and I haven't been back since.

Even if "flying ashtrays" have poor ballistic characteristics they still sting a bit.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Hard.Heads