I want plans on how to make a soft, warm, delightful, cat hat. Like the racoon ones that davey crockett wore but made from felines. Please post or pm me your ideas.

First you gotta kill a crat, then you gotta skin it. My daddy told me there was more than one way to skin a crat (think he said cat though).

There may be more than one way to skin a cat, but they are all fun as hell