Does it glow in the dark? Imported from Iraq?

Something to back into the corner, and take on the hordes of lawn lions as they attack, wave after wave. I will let you know, little by little, as my mad scientist experiments progress, until I have developed this new secret weapon against the unending march of the lap leopard.

Twenty questions. The Honourable DD got 2. Does it answer to the name "Spike"?

Does it have multiple barrels and a handcrank?