Best if all, DD's alter ego DragonLady.

What can I say,
It's late and I've had a couple of toddies.
GWB



The Other White Meat
By: Ophelia Payne (View Profile)

Add garlic and catnip, and purr. I mean, stir.

Or...

* Come on, people. Nobody eats fennel.
* I love cats, but I can’t eat a whole one.
* Needs CATsup. Good with fennel and fur.
* You people are sick—you should be ashamed. Everyone knows cat has to be slow-roasted and basted for at LEAST 4 hours.
* Tonight it’s purrfry!
* If one ingredient shreds all the others, less chopping. Said ingredient is just helping out.
* I do like a good catcciatore now and then.
* [in Julia Child voice]: And now we artfully arrange the kitty with two onions and a fennel bulb, adding that extra aroma that we all love sooooo much.

* Next on Iron Chef America: BATTLE—CAT!
* Cat-alan cuisine

* a CATS-IRON SKILLET!

Well, GW, if one can wok the dog, why not wok the cat???

I consider this in poor form, basically a complete CRAT-astrophe!!

Stop the voices...

Rich

Geedwba.Have you been reincarnated as DD ? That post brought back some good memories(or laughs)
I love it..

ty,
would I had even 1/10th the wit and zaniness that that guy possessed.
No, emulating Popeye, I yam what I yam. I posted under a different name during 2000. Can't remember, computer crash, forgot my password or something. Came back as Geedubya in 2001.
DD continues to post over at 24hour campfire. You can catch him there.


But as one more tribute I offer this..........

Do Cats Stutter?
-- as explained by a grade 4 student...a teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. Human beings are the only animals that stutter, she says. A little girl raises her hand. I had a kitty-cat who stuttered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well, she began, I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" That must've been scary said the teacher. It sure was, said the little girl. My kitty raised her back, went Fffff! Fffffff! FffffffffF, but before she could say F*uck! the Rottweiler ate her.

Best
GWB

The stuttering cat IS one that will make me laugh everytime I read it.

I've not posted on here in years, though I've lurked recently. But having read the stutterin' crat story again, well I just couldn't resist.

Oh it's great to be back.

quote:

One of the whiners was recently wringing his hands over a chicken killing weasel who forgot to leave the trap before he went for a swim.

He's still here and still a pantywaste!

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LMAO!