I couldn't agree more 120mm, you need reinforcements? Look, I'm not trying to start a conspiracy here and all, but you know of course that sometimes trialers burn down, and everybody gets trapped and dies, and well, I've been developing a hankerin' for Toast Kitty with dip lately.

You could tape a visquine skirt around your trailer and fumigate it with RAID FUMIGATORS, available at your friendly Home Depot. There will be NO survivors, and that's a fact, including fleas. Especially fleas........

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Call.TacAir

My I suggest something in 30 caliber, belt fed, air cooled.

If you want to permanently get rid of the cats, fill a pie pan with a mixture of Milk and Antifreeze.

Remove corpses as necessary.

No muss, no fuss, no noise!

Toolmaker

and Kitties In The Mist are three little life-dramas I played out this weekend. First, I woke up on Friday, early a.m. having the crap bit out of me by freaking fleas. I guess the litter of "cute widdle kitties" under my trailer had started propagating fleas up my vents. So, first I speed-taped all my vents, and then I flea-bombed my trailer. That night, as I dreamed up ways to get back at them, God came in on my side with a real gulley washer up here in North-Central Florida. Listening to the plaintive cries of the kittens as the water sluiced through the underside of the trailer was music to my ears; knowing full well that they were suffering just like I had the night before.

Then, this morning, vengeance was well and truly mine. A black and white adolescent cat decided to sit under the neighbor's trailer in the mist; right in front of one of the concrete blocks holding it up. I couldn't waste such a good backstop, so I rushed to the bedroom and got the 550-1, which I put to good use. Talk about your "kitty olympics"! No way did the neighbor and her kids not hear that amount of thrashing under their trailer. No law enforcement officers knocked on my door, so I'm in the clear for now.

While heading to my car to go to work, I saw more damned cats under my trailer. I think it's time to speed tape a mini-maglite coaxially with the bore and start getting serious about cat eradication.

Yo, 120, You need to resort to Chemical Warfare. Get yourself some mothballs( quit snickering DD) crush them up fine(into powder) and through the powder under the trailor. The Krittens will flush and the fleas will die! Then the Krittens will be induced to join the fleas,no? derf

Go water cooled,,,then you can mow the lawn and trim the trees and shrubs at the same time Clay

derf, I'm not snickerin', there is somewthing else you can do with mothballs....tickling my memory banks at the moment...can't quite recall...it makes Tim McVeigh look like a rookie....


Dan

PRES., TYHC

www.Mad.Chemistry

EXPLOSIVES! Field Expedient?? Come on Memory! Thats it, you can do it! I'M Waitingggg! I am sitting on about 40 gallons of 95% Nitric til the day to play arrives! derf

Methinks I'll just sit on that recipe for awhile derf. Just in case there is ever a Grand Crat Roundup!

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Small.MushroomClouds