I had some of the wifes relatives over during the weekend.
One overstuffed lady found me perusing this Small Game Forum.She faked showing interest as I let her read some of these postings.
She was upset at some of the antics and went and told some of the other leechesrelatives to come see what I was up to.All were dumbfounded(like they had to go far for dumb)that there was a forum for crat shootin'/drownin'/runover ect.
One that resembled Tammy Baker/Ms. Piggy was outraged.'These people consider themselves sportsmen?''How could you read such trash,and have cats and dogs as pets?'and on and on and on.Good thing it was early and I hadn't started drinkin'.
I have noticed a few Wet Blankets on different threads here on AR.One on Forum Suggestions and Help and another just now down in Miscellaneous.

Unfortunately stupidity is part of the human condition...

Learn to make fun of it/them! I know you know how...

There is no defining the limits of CATastrophy when more than two neurons is somebody else's skull collide without authorization.


Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.AlmostNobodyUnderstandsMe.EspeciallyPETA

There, there, Mr Poletax. You are in the right and there is not much you can do about them unless you want to go to the trouble of having them committed. You are right to be suspicious of Tammy and Miss Piggy too. The best thing to do would be to let it be known you are gathering information on the cat problem and that donations to help would be acceptable: then go buy a new fifth of your favorite group tightener and a couple more boxes of bullets.

quote:

then go buy a new fifth of your favorite group tightener

Most of mine are in quart Mason Jars.
Of which,one came up missing after the departure of my houseguests, and one half another seemed to evaporate while I was at work.
Hmmmmm.... I'm outta Ocean Spray also.
Oh well, it is worth it to see em gone.My turn to visit them is coming 'round Thanksgiving.
Last time I was there,their lil' Pekingnese ankle humper suffered some kinda eye infection.
The lil bastard was using my foot and ankle for a Blow up doll while I was trying to gag down their Healthy grub.I would make a smoochin sound so he would look up at me.I would then sprinkle a lil salt from my finger tips into his lusting orbs.The dumbass would walk around the dining room rubbin' his face on the rug.(usually he rubs his ass,nasty MOFO)Tammy Fay thought it was cute.The lil crat turd eater came back for more and I gladly fulfilled his wish with another lil sprinkle.He stayed away from me for the rest of my visit.I wish the others would have too.
I wish I would have had some of that crusty gray matter found on car battery terminals.Hmmm...maybe this Thanksgiving......

PoleTax, I gotta remember that one. My in laws have a cat that thinks I am its best friend - no matter how much I abuse it. And it likes to rub against my legs when I am seated at the table.

Many thanks.

Do what me and my brother did for a get to gather one year, we got a hold of a hit of acid, and we gave it to our aunts li''ll shit eating dog. WAY FUNNY.

Cayenne pepper, available in your local market also does wonders.


HTRN