http://www.dumpalink.com/pictures/1130150825/Maria_Sharapova_Hates_Cats_Too

I could learn to really like that gal! Wonder how her backhand works? PT, ya think they migh ooze thru the racket like a chain link fence?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.Double.Fault

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PT, ya think they migh ooze thru the racket like a chain link fence?

I believe it would all depend on this Ladys' delivery.She should be wearing goggles anyway.

Methinks this is where they coined the term 'catgut' for the webbing in the racquet.

This reminds me of the time my Dad kicked my ass and the ass of my friend in crime.Us hoodlums were about 9-10 years old and we were using my big sisters' Tennis racquet to launch green Black Walnuts,mortar like,down into our surrounding neighborhood.We musta been hitting unseen targets with superb accuracy,cos in hardly anytime,our asses were grass.
After a very,very short interogation, we were found guilty,no matter how much we lied.Justice was swift and brutal.
What gave us away was the extreme'Freckling'from the Black Walnut stains that covered the right side of our faces.

Yeah, them walnuts will give you away every time. In an earlier life I may have worked in a cat gut factory...I have vague recollections of being surprise by how far they will stretch during the processing. Crat's don't like that part very much.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.Peters.Principal

I could only speculate the desire that at the last moment she rotates her hand slightly, so that the specially engineered edge of her titanium raquet cleanly takes off the head of the cat without even measurably slowing down the serve. "Oops", she says, da kat sholde nyet be tozzte in da flied offe plaey!"