I got a good place kick on a calico tabby the other day, must have flown 30 feet, good height also. I have not seen it since I think I broke all it's ribs..I have no remorse!!!

You didn't get your shoe dirty did you?

A new sport - punting pussy.

Kind of reminds me of a western novel I read.
Man was telling a friend, "Kick him between the legs as hard as you can."
Friend asks, "Won't that hurt?"
Advisor, "Nah, not if your boots don't have holes in the toes."

I used to be pretty good with the drop kick, but I'd be surprised if that works with crats. Place kicking also seems problematic. Guess the ol' improptu punt is the best way to keep the opposition on their toes, so to speak.

Mr. W, welcome to the fray!

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.Pussy.Ballistics

I finally saw that cat yesterday,I was sure I killed it. I don't think it will come back here again. I can still see it flying through the air, kind od a spiral to it.

You guys! Don't you realize yet that you have to sweettalk the little darlings to allay their fears so that you can get close enough. If you sound genuine they will even wind around your feet thus giving you the purrfect angle and opportunuty. derf

Don't shoot yourself in the tootsie derf, no pussy is worth that.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.Unintended.Consequences

derf, that is how I got the one with the shovel!!! I was calling here pussy and squeaking with my lips, then the lights went out for it.