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I didnt do it
11 November 2005, 07:54
AOWMI didnt do it
I was having dinner with the family and my mother says a cat was killed (I hope nobody noticed my reaction or any color change in my complexion, this sounded like an accusation to me). turns out a four year old kid we know "fell" on the felone and it later died from injuries sustained, anyway her parents are getting her a new cat and I will be monitering for any new developments maybe a patern will emerge.
HAVE FAITH IN GOD.
11 November 2005, 08:04
big-unSounds like the begining of bull shit to me.

Big-un
11 November 2005, 08:49
AOWMIf you want to hear "bull shit" you need to listen in when I am denying involvement in crat whacking, however the cat in question apperantly died from a puntured or otherwise damaged lung from a broken rib cant say for sure as no one made an autopsy report available to me, think what you will but is it really to much to hope for that she did it on purpose.
HAVE FAITH IN GOD.
11 November 2005, 15:58
N. S. SherlockWe all know that cats sometimes kill themselves whilst engaged in criminality and that ain't N.S., Sherlock
"Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you" G. ned ludd
12 November 2005, 02:26
DigitalDanAin't no bullshit when crat turds fly across the room boys!

Saw that happen at a friends apartment when he stepped backwards off the sofa after adjusting a picture. Foot on Crat, loud hiss and snarl, jumping friend, turd went from mid living room(point of launch) onto an overstuffed chair against the wall, about 8' I'd guess. The wife was mortified, the friend contrite. I was rolling on the floor laughing and the crat was nowhere to be seen.
It survived unfortunately, but always seemed a bit...queer after that. Well, I didn't know it prior, so maybe it was queer to start out with?

Dan
Pres., TYHC
http://www.CratSplat.Du
If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky?
12 November 2005, 09:58
derfGawd Dan, you have such a way with words, so descriptive. You should drop in to pirate4x4 and help to flame Charlie the lying little snot!
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=399203 And yes this link is real, not a joke! derf
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
12 November 2005, 16:27
DigitalDanderf, what a mellow bunch of boys they be!

Well, I don't know if Sons of Detroit would appreciate my prose, but sure 'nuff they would be some good converts to our cause!

Dan
Pres., TYHC
http://www.Motor.Heads
If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky?
12 November 2005, 22:26
acsteeleDang, I think some of those pirate4x4 guys would fit in pretty well here. Rednecks with 4x4's, meet rednecks with guns.
Lt. Robert J. Dole, 10th Mountain, Italy.
13 November 2005, 00:54
dustofferAOWM, perhaps the autopsy would show that the crat did indeed die from a punctured lung via a broken rib--and maybe the broken rib was due to an overdose of lead vitamins?
An old pilot, not a bold pilot, aka "the pig murdering fool"
13 November 2005, 12:32
HTRNAOWM claims "I didn't do it".
My question to him is "WHY THE HELL NOT?!"
HTRN
14 November 2005, 08:11
claybusterIf crats are pondering thier 9 lives,,They let the shit and piss roll,,especially the piss,,Peace and roadkill grease,,,Clay
18 November 2005, 06:59
AOWMTo answer your question HTRN because its deer season right now and most of my efforts are spent trying to bag this 160+ whitetail that's been taking advantage of our hunter/prey relationship.
HAVE FAITH IN GOD.
19 November 2005, 09:08
HTRNin other words, you're not a multitasker.
HTRN
20 November 2005, 02:09
N. S. SherlockEven PONDORO started small before he went to the big cats.
"Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you" G. ned ludd