Find a bunch of cats, super glue their feet to small rounds of plywood. Replace the pins in the
bowling alley with foot-glued cats. Instead of a bowling ball put a small dog in a chest harness and grab the top of the harness. Bowl with dog as you would a real bowling ball. Laugh alot at the results and drink more beer. Don't volunteer to be the pin setter.

I've an acquaintance with a psycho sausage dog that would fit the harness well, you like what kind of beer?

Dan

POTYHC

www.BowlingFor.ChittNgiggles

I'm thinkin' OEH likes the yellow kind.

Wet, too.

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Laugh alot at the results and drink more beer.

Well Sheet Fire, thats why I come in here.

When I' m here, for some reason , I feel I'm not alone.

I've celebrated everything from a bottle rocket fight to a Bar Mitzfa....(sp.)

Sorry if I came across like an Ass today or yesterday.

Seems alot easier the older I get.

Digital Dan,

I like beer, cold, and not any sissy light beer. I draw the line at Old English 800. On a hot
muggy day in August in Savannah I would even drink Old English 800. Anything is better than the
local water, especially down by the sugar refinery. Sulphur water, Yech. It must be sweat the
Yankees left behind.

Well, I've never been accused of being a beer meister, but I did manage to get crocked on 3.2 once. There's a story there, but I'll hold it for the moment. Best I've done is San Miguel in 'Nam, or Red Stripe down in the Islands. Mostly I just get right to the point with sour mash, preferring Geo. Dickle Black.

As one of our compatriots sez, 'Back to the still.'

Dan

POTYHC

www.AintPabst.SomeChitt?

Brilliant idea OEH! about the small plywood rounds superglued on the cat's feet. That would be a real thriller to try on the next havahart cat I turn loose in the upscale neighborhoods. Especially after dousing the cat with "hot puss all natural hormone lure".

Digital Dan,

I had some Yankee folks coming over for a social occasion. I had my cousin ship me a case of
Rebel Yell whisky. Cleared the good stuff out of my liquor cabinet and loaded it with Rebel Yell.
Got a lot of strange looks, but they drank it. Sort of like Carpetbaggers taking what they can.

N.S. Sherlock,

If you really want to have some fun, glue a cat's paws together. You will see a level of frustration demostrated that is unreal and some weird noises. Place the cat in the neighbor's bushes and leave quickly. If another neighbor has dogs in his yard, place a glued up cat in there.