How to Clean Your Toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet;
the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a "power-wash and rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the
bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
through the bathroom, and run outside
where he will dry himself off.

9. Have your pet gator at the bathroom door for disposal of crat.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.CleanTheCommode.NotTheCrat

Sounds like something along the lines of a "montana rodeo"...


HTRN

You guys are brutal. Cats are our friends. You should love your kitty. It loves you. Right? We're all God's children, even the damn cats. Best wishes.

Cal - Montreal

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Originally posted by DigitalDan:
9. Have your pet gator at the bathroom door for disposal of crat.

Dan

Pres., TYHC


http://www.CleanTheCommode.NotTheCrat[/URL]

I sent your very good advice on to the Lady
who owns said cat. She will ask Hubby about
steps 1 thru 8. SOB should have paid me back

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Originally posted by Cal Sibley:
You should love your kitty.

I love Pussy!

Oh, wait were you talking about Felinus Domesticus?


HTRN