19 March 2006, 08:27
Old Elk HunterIn a pet store
I stopped in a pet store to get a dog food dish to use to hold bullets while I am reloading. I like the rounded botton and the no-spill shape, plus they are cheap. An engaging little girl was looking at a cat in a display cage and asked me what kind of cat that was. I toned down my response since her dad was standing next to her.
I told her it was a very old type of cat known as a "target cat". In a loud and excited voice she proclaimed to her dad and all the other customers "That cat's a target!" I head for the check out counter quietly while the other customers were trying to convince the girl that the cat wasn't a target. She wouldn't believe them and kept yelling "The cats a target! The cat's a target cat. That nice old man told me so!".
I thought they were all target cats?
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Smedley
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From Audacity of Hope: 'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'
B.H.Obullshitter
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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery"
Winston Churchill
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"..it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.." Samuel Adams
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Facts are immaterial to liberals. Twisted perceptions however are invaluable.
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We Americans were tired of being thought of as dumb, by the rest of the world. So we went to the polls in November 2008 and removed all doubt.....let's not do it again in 2012 please.
20 March 2006, 07:34
dustofferStart 'em young and when they grow up, they will not forget.
