To dispose of a cat that has died in your yard, particularly if you have some idea of who its owner was, just drive after dusk has settled to a major intersection within 4 or 5 blocks and set the cat out in the street. The collar need not be removed, and you can leave it in a small cardboard box or paper bag. Not much will be left by morning.

I Like it but (a) if I know who the owner is.As I live miles from anybody its normaly a 'paid hit'The client normaly wants to let the owner know what happened to fluffy . Or (b)Wrap said cat in a box with nice wraping paper(a bow is always a nice touch)Then take the now lovely "presant" and leave it, where some one can pick it up.A Bus stop ext. Now sit back and wait some Greedy Dishonest barstard! will have a quick look around and then grab it!Now speaking from exp'9 out of 10 scumbags will wait to their all alone before they take the oppertunity to open the nice Presant to see what they've scored, from somebodies elses expence. the only thing is you never get to see their face.When they first open the parcel

Ah DoK, you got some Irish in you. You and me cousin Thomas McGlinty could be twinners.

What a stellar idea! I may not wait for a crat though, I have a neighbor who probably never gets presents because he is an asshole. If Micro Bob doesn't shape up soon....

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.TheyKeepALongTime.WhenAlive

Gentlemen.Thank you For your apprecetion.To think the first time my wife saw me gift wrapping a dead cat.She after finding what I thought was a Brillent idea.Went absolutly beserck!I did explain to her that (a) I hate Pt augusta with a unnatral passion & (b) Having been Bush for a month & then having to travel 50kms to atown & people I do not like, I felt it was duty .Nay my right to spread a little mayhem into somebodies life

I find it easier to lob them into the next county!


Toolmaker

His gift method works. I briefly worked in Los Angeles as a claims adjuster. In the apartment complex where I lived you had to pay for any excess garbage you put out weekly. I put my excess trash in boxes and taped them up like they were some UPS shipment. When I was in East LA I would leave the boxes in the back seat of my car and leave the car unlocked while I was in the body shops writing estimates. My car was a big old Ford so no one would steal the car. They did routinely steal the boxes. Cheap way to get rid of your garbage.

That almost reminds me of the swords to plowshares thing OEH. Do remind me to not play poker with you if we ever have the chance. Were the boxes labeled with addresses, and if so, where to? Just idle curiosity...

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.CandygramFor.Julio!

Seems like an awful amount of work for so little joy.

I hope you at least allowed the corpses to get "sunbaked" till the smell was just right...

Personally, I would nail the dead cat to the owners front door.


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T/M, I developed the cat in the box in the middle of the intersection ploy for those cases in which the owner was pleasant or harmless enough and I thought closure would help(the otherwise nice old lady) recover. My version of the nail the cat to the door ending was to run over the rigor mortised cat and later gently place it under the car tire farthest away from the driver's door of the obnoxious owner' car so it would come into sight as they backed or drove down the driveway. Revenge on cats and their owners must always fit the crime.

DD,

I addressed them to gun stores and jewelry stores. They disappeared the fastest. I addressed some to a known drug dealer in the area and no one would touch them.

OEH, very telling. Greed always plays second fiddle to survival. Except for hogs. It is amazing what the color yellow does to their IQ.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.MakingIdiots.OutOfTheAveragePorker

It has just occurred to me that I have failed to send presents to certain elected officials for their service to citizens.

It has just occurred to me that I have failed to send presents to certain elected officials for their service to citizens.

It's never to Late to send a presant to those you hate!!!!! It's the thought that counts Cause unlike certain elected officials It shows you care