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19 October 2004, 20:59
Dave James
Re: OMIGOD! I need a Thong!
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
20 October 2004, 00:06
Marterius
Quote:

If its politically correct, its probably morally wrong.





I have lectured post graduate students on philosophy of science, and there always are at least one or two "sensitive" students amongst them. At least no one have objected to the stuffed animals in my office.

Regards,
Martin
16 October 2004, 07:40
Sheldon Charron
Just noticed the store. I got to get a thong for my girlfriend. What's the point of being 36 and dating a 22 year old, 5'3", 97 pound hottie if you can't get her into (or out of) an AR Thong?!?

Them are some cool duds you have their for sale Saeed!
17 October 2004, 05:29
ibexebi
sharing is caring. agreed pictures are a must.

mike
17 October 2004, 06:46
NitroX
Quote:

In the thong!



Out of the thong is fine too.
17 October 2004, 06:49
DRG
Quote:

Quote:

In the thong!



Out of the thong is fine too.



Ah the value of our AR store.

Good hunting in the bush my friend (we have to mention hunting don't we?).

Don
17 October 2004, 11:04
Frank Martinez
And for your own health and safety have your vitals checked on a regular basis.
17 October 2004, 12:01
prof242
Speaking of hunting in the bush, the reason AR hunters make better lovers are:
We go deeper in the bush.
We go more often into the bush.
We shoot more often.
And...we eat what we shoot.!

Oh, did I mention I teach the Human Sexuality course at the local University? True.
17 October 2004, 14:09
DRG
Quote:

Speaking of hunting in the bush, the reason AR hunters make better lovers are:
We go deeper in the bush.
We go more often into the bush.
We shoot more often.
And...we eat what we shoot.!

Oh, did I mention I teach the Human Sexuality course at the local University? True.



You were spot on until the eating part



Colorado Springs is one of my favorite cities in CO. I first went there in the 1970s and visited often in the 80s. When we were there last year I couldn't believe how it has grown. Amazing.

Don
17 October 2004, 16:32
RIP
Don,
In this case I think prof242 eats it before he shoots into it. This would be the preferred technique for some varieties of beaver. Also sometimes a condom over the muzzle of your gun can save a lot of grief in some inclement situations.
17 October 2004, 16:41
Kyler Hamann
I had to scroll to the top of the page because I thought I was on the wrong website.



Kyler
17 October 2004, 17:09
Oldsarge
Does anyone think we may have cured Sheldon of bragging? LOL
17 October 2004, 17:17
Karl
Quote:

Don,

In this case I think prof242 eats it before he shoots into it. This would be the preferred technique for some varieties of beaver. Also sometimes a condom over the muzzle of your gun can save a lot of grief in some inclement situations.









RIP, with game like that one must be careful of buck fever too.



Also watching trigger control as you don't want to risk a messy leg shot.





Karl.
17 October 2004, 17:47
RIP
Right Karl,
Amazingly, the condom on the muzzle can also improve trigger control and decrease the frequency of messy leg shots.
17 October 2004, 17:54
smallfry
Is it ok to shoot them in the face?
17 October 2004, 18:15
RIP
smallfry,
Not recommended unless you accept the risk of blowing it with a muffed shot.
17 October 2004, 19:04
Karl
One must admit though if you can pull it off the face shot makes for a good trophy photo.



Karl.
17 October 2004, 21:43
NitroX
All right, why hasn't Saeed organised Walter to model one of these thongs yet!

(I am away for a few days and luckily may miss that if it happens)
18 October 2004, 05:20
Oldsarge
Erk! The very thought is enough to make one want to leave town!
18 October 2004, 06:06
DRG
Has anyone else noticed this is the MOST VIEWED CURRENT THREAD?

We are a bunch of perverts.

Not that anything is wrong with that.



Don
19 October 2004, 04:03
Dutch
And here I thought AR hunters were better lovers because it takes a long time to mount our trophies..... Dutch.
18 October 2004, 11:28
Marterius
Quote:

Speaking of hunting in the bush, the reason AR hunters make better lovers are:
We go deeper in the bush.
We go more often into the bush.
We shoot more often.
And...we eat what we shoot.!

Oh, did I mention I teach the Human Sexuality course at the local University? True.



I take it you are also teaching the gender sensitivity course?

Regards,
Martin
18 October 2004, 13:21
kudu56
Quote:

Just noticed the store. I got to get a thong for my girlfriend. What's the point of being 36 and dating a 22 year old, 5'3", 97 pound hottie if you can't get her into (or out of) an AR Thong?!?

"My god you disgust me"! In an erotic way!
18 October 2004, 17:44
prof242
Gender Sensitivity? If that is similar to political correctness, like I tell my students: If its politically correct, its probably morally wrong.
Oh, during the natural childbirth film, I eat a Dolly Madison cherry pie. its kind of a pastry that I squeeze the filling out the top. Usually lose a couple of students. Now, during the venereal disease film, I eat a Hostess Twinkie. Dean of Department says I'm gross, but she keeps sitting in for the the laughs.
Max
18 October 2004, 19:26
Sheldon Charron
Well guys, I just got back from a weekend with the girlfriend, but I wasn't hunting in the bush. It was more like wide open prairies. I thought I was going to run out of ammo but I made out okay!

Opps, I guess I'm bragging again.

I told her about the thread and she didn't disown me....yet. First she said she wouldn't wear it, and then she said if I got her one she would. I asked her about modelling the thong for the store and I got *the look*.

I laughed my ass off reading all the posts. Heh, heh.
18 October 2004, 19:51
Saeed
Gentlemen,

In our continous efforts to provide the African hunter with all the means to enjoy his hunt. We have persuaded our unique AR Model, the World Famous Walterhogina, to pose for you.

She has agreed to model all the erotic AR apparel.
For those who wish to have a naked shot of our Model, to while away those lonely nights spent in a bush camp, please sent your request directly to me, and I will see if I can persaude her to let you have one of her incredible pin ups for your hunting tent.

I keep one in my tent everywhere I go in Africa, and I have found that its presence does not only keep all my hunting partners away from my tent, but all the normal visitors one gets in his tent in Africa seemt to be absent as well.

Visitors like mosquitoes, ants, snakes, scorpions, baboons, hyenas etc seemt o keep a fair distance from my tent.



19 October 2004, 00:47
ibexebi
LOL!!!

that is wrong on many many levels saeed.

mike
19 October 2004, 06:19
WannabeBwana
Tell you what, Sheldon...

When you can come back here in 15 or 20 years and talk about your "thirty-something, 5'4", 117 pound, mother of two kids and still has a tummy flat and firm enough that you can balance a full martini glass on it, and has the finest derriere ever to grace a thong, which she considers to be an indispensable part of her wardrobe, hottie"...

THEN, you'll have something to brag about.

Not that I would brag...