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01 April 2015, 08:34

surestrike

Welcome all recently converted Islamic Jews.

I'd like to be the first to congratulate all non Jewish or Muslim members still posting here on their recent religious conversion.

Next time you should read the TOS before signing....

01 April 2015, 08:39

lavaca

What's a TOS

01 April 2015, 08:42

MJines

As-salamu alaykum.

Mike

01 April 2015, 08:42

ftbt

April Fools!

01 April 2015, 08:59

boarkiller

Montana Hunters Association taking over Syria to create first ME wildlife game preserve destined to become one of the greatest hunting destination for world traveling sportsmen.
Licenses will be sold on first come first serve basis.
Please, don't linger ...
Any weapon larger then 22 LR is allowed
Flight services on 130's are reasonable
, bring your own cushion seat

" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
“ Hávamál”

01 April 2015, 09:30

BaxterB

Indeed! L'chaim alaykum!!

01 April 2015, 18:37

Bud Meadows

I'm a Nazi Quaker- I declare war on everybody and then refuse to go!!

Jesus saves, but Moses invests

01 April 2015, 18:45

Aspen Hill Adventures

Truly the end of times has begun!

~Ann

01 April 2015, 18:49

Dutch44

My two friends, Hasem Ben Sober and Haif a Dollah both converted. Hallelujah!!!

Dutch

01 April 2015, 19:35

PSmith

Fellow Southerners Unite!

Think of our now lost barbeque! What of our pulled pork sandwiches (with or without cole slaw), baby back ribs (a.k.a. pigsickles), and smoked sausage? What about granny's barbeque sauce? Is it now to be used on chicken? Oh the humanity.

Paul Smith
SCI Life Member
NRA Life Member
DSC Member
Life Member of the "I Can't Wait to Get Back to Africa" Club
DRSS
I had the privilege to fire E. Hemingway's WR .577NE, E. Keith's WR .470NE, & F. Jamieson's WJJ .500 Jeffery
I strongly recommend avoidance of "The Zambezi Safari & Travel Co., Ltd." and "Pisces Sportfishing-Cabo San Lucas"

"A failed policy of national defense is its own punishment" Otto von Bismarck

01 April 2015, 20:09

Michael Robinson

I would gladly convert, but as an Islamic Jew, I'm afraid I would feel too conflicted to function.

Mike

Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.

01 April 2015, 21:10

Sean Russell

Does this mean I have to sell my American Quarter Horses and buy Arabs?

"The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane." Mark Twain
TANSTAAFL

www.savannagems.com A unique way to own a piece of Africa.

DSC Life
NRA Life

01 April 2015, 21:25

465H&H

About time that there was a reasonable TOS on AR!

465H&H

01 April 2015, 21:39

pagosawingnut

I don't care, I'm not giving up my bbq baby backs...

01 April 2015, 22:33

Bwana Bunduki

I find this all very offensive....somehow...possibly...maybe...nevermind.

01 April 2015, 22:42

surestrike

Oy VEY!!

02 April 2015, 00:41

Tracker49

Almost as good as the questionair a few years ago that included your income, etc. I guess flat broke after going hunting didn't disquality me!

02 April 2015, 00:44

Mark Clark

I like Jews and Muslims.
The do not knock on the door and want to talk about God while the ball game is on

Mark

02 April 2015, 01:37

DRG

quote:
Originally posted by Michael Robinson:
I would gladly convert, but as an Islamic Jew, I'm afraid I would feel too conflicted to function.

Given our weather this winter Mike, who can function anyway!!!!!

Don

02 April 2015, 01:59

twoseventy

quote:
Originally posted by Bud Meadows:
I'm a Nazi Quaker- I declare war on everybody and then refuse to go!!

Very good, Mr. Meadows.

...I say that hunters go into Paradise when they die, and live in this world more joyfully than any other men.
-Edward, duke of York

". . . when a man has shot an elephant his life is full." ~John Alfred Jordan

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." Cicero - 55 BC

"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities." - Ayn Rand

Cogito ergo venor- KPete

“It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own self-interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.”
― Adam Smith - “Wealth of Nations”

02 April 2015, 02:22

dogcat

Hey, I am a Methodist but have converted to a Baptist church. Does that count?

02 April 2015, 02:35

Michael Robinson

quote:
Originally posted by DRG:
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Robinson:
I would gladly convert, but as an Islamic Jew, I'm afraid I would feel too conflicted to function.

Given our weather this winter Mike, who can function anyway!!!!!

Don

Too true! This past winter was a frozen (and completely non-denominational) hell!

Mike

Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.

02 April 2015, 02:55

BNagel

Shift work made me choose between these monotheisms long ago. Based on what weekend day I had off, would I be Muslim?(Friday) Jewish?(Saturday) or Christian?(Sunday).

Sooooo conflicted...

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02 April 2015, 12:07

lavaca

I don't know a lot about Jews or Muslims, but basing it on my limited knowledge about Southern Baptists:

Anyone got a good recipe for a whole pig?

I'll never reveal the source or imply that you had even heard of a good recipe for a whole pig.

Some people seem to believe that there is nothing wrong unless someone sees you doing what is perceived as wrong.

02 April 2015, 14:03

Blair 338RUM

quote:
Originally posted by Bud Meadows:
I'm a Nazi Quaker- I declare war on everybody and then refuse to go!!

03 April 2015, 00:09

465H&H

quote:
Originally posted by DRG:
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Robinson:
I would gladly convert, but as an Islamic Jew, I'm afraid I would feel too conflicted to function.

Given our weather this winter Mike, who can function anyway!!!!!

Don

Don,

Are you enjoying your visit from Global Warming?

465H&H

03 April 2015, 00:13

MJines

quote:
Originally posted by 465H&H:
quote:
Originally posted by DRG:
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Robinson:
I would gladly convert, but as an Islamic Jew, I'm afraid I would feel too conflicted to function.

Given our weather this winter Mike, who can function anyway!!!!!

Don

Don,

Are you enjoying your visit from Global Warming?

465H&H

Get with the program, since global warming has really meant global cooling we now use the more ubiquitous phrase climate change since that covers anything and everything.

Mike

03 April 2015, 03:03

465H&H

quote:
Originally posted by MJines:
quote:
Originally posted by 465H&H:
quote:
Originally posted by DRG:
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Robinson:
I would gladly convert, but as an Islamic Jew, I'm afraid I would feel too conflicted to function.

Given our weather this winter Mike, who can function anyway!!!!!

Don

Don,

Are you enjoying your visit from Global Warming?

465H&H

Get with the program, since global warming has really meant global cooling we now use the more ubiquitous phrase climate change since that covers anything and everything.

Mike,

You have to remember that we in Idaho live in the 19th century and news takes a while to get here.

465H&H

03 April 2015, 04:11

BNagel

Lapsed -- lasted only one day.

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04 April 2015, 06:35

Saeed

All the newly converted members of AR are cordially invited to a beach BBQ.

We went fishing yesterday, and caught 3 tunas, 2 wahos, 3 jacks and 6 red snappers.

We are in the Republic of the Maldives, on a deserted island, which you can access only by raft. The sea is too shallow over the corals for any motor boat.

We will light the fire at 7 PM, so please be early.

Kosher and Hallal beer is free.

Bikini clad girls are especially welcome

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04 April 2015, 06:36

Beretta682E

quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
All the newly converted members of AR are cordially invited to a beach BBQ.

We went fishing yesterday, and caught 3 tunas, 2 wahos, 3 jacks and 6 red snappers.

We are in the Republic of the Maldives, on a deserted island, which you can access only by raft. The sea is too shallow over the corals for any motor boat.

We will light the fire at 7 PM, so please be early.

Kosher and Hallal beer is free.

Bikini clad girls are especially welcome

GPS coordinates please

Mike

04 April 2015, 06:39

Beretta682E

http://www.muhammadcohen.com/

He beat Saeed and Don to the conversion game.

Actually been reading his blog on Macau gaming for a while.

Mike

04 April 2015, 06:49

lavaca

Saeed:

How do I sign up for this conversion again?

04 April 2015, 18:32

DRG

quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
All the newly converted members of AR are cordially invited to a beach BBQ.

We went fishing yesterday, and caught 3 tunas, 2 wahos, 3 jacks and 6 red snappers.

We are in the Republic of the Maldives, on a deserted island, which you can access only by raft. The sea is too shallow over the corals for any motor boat.

We will light the fire at 7 PM, so please be early.

Kosher and Hallal beer is free.

Bikini clad girls are especially welcome

Bikinis optional.

Don

05 April 2015, 09:18

RichardAustin

quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
All the newly converted members of AR are cordially invited to a beach BBQ.

We went fishing yesterday, and caught 3 tunas, 2 wahos, 3 jacks and 6 red snappers.

We are in the Republic of the Maldives, on a deserted island, which you can access only by raft. The sea is too shallow over the corals for any motor boat.

We will light the fire at 7 PM, so please be early.

Kosher and Hallal beer is free.

Bikini clad girls are especially welcome

Sounds like you've had one of the Muslim boys paddle you over. Are you really there? If so, I'm envious.

06 April 2015, 05:28

Saeed