Last year while in Bulawayo Zim we visited Matopos National park and whilst tracking a Rhino we found this black greasy substance all over our boots,
We back tracked and found puddles of the stuff all over.
What could this be??

Black Gold? Texas Tea?

Well the first thing you know, old Oz is a millionaire, bet it won't be long before Oz moves away from there . . .

Hang on a minute:

Potential Oil + Dictator = US invasion imminent!!

I hope Saddam didn't secretly ship those missing WMD's to Uncle Bob!!!